I wish I knew.

[She just had a funny way of showing friendship, maybe.] She says it was to train me to jump off the roof so I could ah... kill somebody.

[You know, like a stealthy ninja!] B-but there was no way she could have known about that the first few times she did it so... Maybe for fun..?

At least she isn't threatening to gouge my eyes out with chopsticks anymore...