You made such a thing... ?! [HOW... either way... he laughs!]

Even if Splinter Striker is as marvelous a weapon as it seems, it does appear that it doesn't have the means to spill the blood of my enemies. [It's a stick]

But I suspected as much, given how many times I've had to strike them down... normally even a blunt weapon such as this would spill some blood. ... Not that it matters too much anyway, honestly.

[JUST KEEPING UP THE CHARACTER OKAY... no need for any actual blood]