H-hey! Don't go staring at them! [Or... grabbing them, but that should be a given, anyway.] And if someone only cares about chest size, then that's being shallow, anyway.

[--Wait, maybe hers what...?! Are hers decent then-- wait, no, this doesn't matter.]

But okay, I'll definitely help you then. I can't fight or anything, but... I can at least do that much.