I'm sorry to anyone you'd meet who would say that in the first place. For me, personality is all that matters. [Yeah, so you can turn them into some sadistic people later.] I'm sure you've roped in some men with that personality of yours, so you don't have to worry about your proportions. That sweet, motherly personality of yours...I'm sure someone takes joy in it.

[That's a compliment, right?! Well, whatever.]

If you can't fight, then that's fine. Leave the fighting to those with the ability to. It'd be better if I had my sword with me, but for the time being, I guess you're stuck with me. [Not that he wants to be, but.]