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You crack me up
Who: Caius and Naoi
What: Are you tired of egg logs yet?
When: January 24th, last eggciting day of eggsperiencing parenthood.
Where: A-305 in the dorms
Warnings:Eggcessive puns. Someone might end up with egg on their face.
[It had been a long few days caring for their little egg but somehow, >somehow they had made it to the last day without anything happening to their egg child. Anything except for a tiny crack right on the top of the egg. A crack which shouldn't be there. And how did it get there in the first place?
Who knows.
Someone must have been a little rough with the poor egg and ended it setting it down somewhere too hard, or something. At any rate, Caius is convinced that the crack wasn't his doing and that it must be the fault of Naoi instead. Cue the two parentd arguing in front of their baby-]
It must've been you who let that happen! It wasn't cracked when I was holding it earlier and all of last night, who else could it have been?
What: Are you tired of egg logs yet?
When: January 24th, last eggciting day of eggsperiencing parenthood.
Where: A-305 in the dorms
Warnings:
[It had been a long few days caring for their little egg but somehow, >somehow they had made it to the last day without anything happening to their egg child. Anything except for a tiny crack right on the top of the egg. A crack which shouldn't be there. And how did it get there in the first place?
Who knows.
Someone must have been a little rough with the poor egg and ended it setting it down somewhere too hard, or something. At any rate, Caius is convinced that the crack wasn't his doing and that it must be the fault of Naoi instead. Cue the two parentd arguing in front of their baby-]
It must've been you who let that happen! It wasn't cracked when I was holding it earlier and all of last night, who else could it have been?
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BUT EXCUSE U CAIUS NAOI IS THE BETTER PARENT HERE IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HIM. Obviously.
Unlike his father he doesn't break things why did I make that joke I have turned on myself cries deeply into the abyss]How dare you try and accuse God! God wouldn't make a mistake unlike an idiot such as yourself. You must've done it when I gave it to you this afternoon!