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afterlogs2014-04-26 04:11 pm
tenminutes) wrote in afterlogs2014-04-26 04:11 pm
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WHO: House A and/or visitors
WHERE: House A Kitchen
WHEN: Dinner time
WHAT: NPC!Yuri decides to try her hand at making dinner for the house. Family dinners are normal after all. Also getting turned back to normal, but this is open so more than one person may reply!
WARNINGS: Bad cooking.
[ Anyone in House A might have been a little confused about the cheerful humming coming from the kitchen, clearly from the only girl in the house. As a matter of fact, she's humming as she puts a layer of cake on the window sill to cool off. Yuri turns around and wipes off the counter off with a cloth to get excess flour off of the surface, then brushes her apron off and goes to start cooking something else.
That something else would be boiling vegetables in plain water for probably longer than they should be. And mixing ingredients together to make fresh udon noodles (flour, salt, water), then when it gets firm after only a bit of kneading she pushes in the parts that are sticking out and gets a bit of water to smooth out the surface. Time to roll it out with a rolling pin, so she tosses a little more flour on top and starts trying to roll the dough, which keeps sticking to the rolling pin despite that she put flour on so she just adds some more flour... more and more flour until it's not sticking and she's putting all of her body weight in to try to roll it out. Vegetables still boiling.
Once she gets it flat enough (there are only a couple of ten tears or so) she takes a knife and starts cutting it into thick strips. (Too thick? Nah, no way. It's more noodle flavor.) Even though it's supposed to sit for hours, dinner's much sooner, so she just puts the noodles in the same pot as the vegetables. No point in wasting water, they're going together anyway.
That said, most of what she could find in her trip to the convenience store was soy sauce and dried spices, so she just starts putting about a tablespoon of everything into the boiling pot and about half a bottle of soy sauce. More spices is more flavor. Yuri prods at the noodles with chopsticks like she's trying to test if they're done.
..Someone should probably 86 this whole situation. ]
WHERE: House A Kitchen
WHEN: Dinner time
WHAT: NPC!Yuri decides to try her hand at making dinner for the house. Family dinners are normal after all. Also getting turned back to normal, but this is open so more than one person may reply!
WARNINGS: Bad cooking.
[ Anyone in House A might have been a little confused about the cheerful humming coming from the kitchen, clearly from the only girl in the house. As a matter of fact, she's humming as she puts a layer of cake on the window sill to cool off. Yuri turns around and wipes off the counter off with a cloth to get excess flour off of the surface, then brushes her apron off and goes to start cooking something else.
That something else would be boiling vegetables in plain water for probably longer than they should be. And mixing ingredients together to make fresh udon noodles (flour, salt, water), then when it gets firm after only a bit of kneading she pushes in the parts that are sticking out and gets a bit of water to smooth out the surface. Time to roll it out with a rolling pin, so she tosses a little more flour on top and starts trying to roll the dough, which keeps sticking to the rolling pin despite that she put flour on so she just adds some more flour... more and more flour until it's not sticking and she's putting all of her body weight in to try to roll it out. Vegetables still boiling.
Once she gets it flat enough (there are only a couple of ten tears or so) she takes a knife and starts cutting it into thick strips. (Too thick? Nah, no way. It's more noodle flavor.) Even though it's supposed to sit for hours, dinner's much sooner, so she just puts the noodles in the same pot as the vegetables. No point in wasting water, they're going together anyway.
That said, most of what she could find in her trip to the convenience store was soy sauce and dried spices, so she just starts putting about a tablespoon of everything into the boiling pot and about half a bottle of soy sauce. More spices is more flavor. Yuri prods at the noodles with chopsticks like she's trying to test if they're done.
..Someone should probably 86 this whole situation. ]
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[sighs and pulls away from the doorway to head over, not liking the smell of things. This calls for an investigation. If this is something he'd rather not subject his stomach to, he'd rather know in advance.]
That many spice bottles on the counter doesn't look promising.
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It's extra flavorful, that's all.
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What's it supposed to be?
[He does get a good look at the murky dark spice fog in the water, but that's not enough to crank up the alarms. Not to Accelerator, someone whose only experiences with home cooking he can remember are from the last few months of memories. No, it just comes off looking... heavily spiced. He wrinkles his nose and turns toward the spice bottles he'd been looking at before the top of the pot caught his attention. Geez, some of these together just seem... ugh.]
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[ Her basic logic on the spices was Spice A goes with Spice B and Spice B goes well with Spice C, therefore Spice C should go well with Spice A no matter what-- except with all of the spices, further corrupting the line of flavor the further down the line she went. ]
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There's this thing called sticking to the standard recipe. [flicks his gaze over toward Yuri now.] Maybe you've heard of it.
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[ Not that her heart's really in it either.. ]
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You could've looked one up.
Anyway, sorry, but give my share to the idiots. I'm not hungry.
[This is the perfect moment for his stomach to let loose a small, low gurgle.]
For udon. Not hungry for... udon.
[His eyebrow twitches.]
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[ If she wasn't NPC'd, he'd probably be able to easily conclude that she was trying to torture him. ]
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[No no no no absolutely not. Without seeing others safely eat her cooking, he refuses to so much as stick a utensil into a meal prepared by her.]
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Listen when people fucking say something. Don't. Bother.
[He knows he can't expect much from an NPCed Yuri, someone who's simply obeying what little personality has been programmed into her, but that doesn't mean he can't find it annoying. With a small sigh, he turns to start looking through the (probably) mostly kitchen's storage.]
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Fine, fine. I won't do you any favors.
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I've never been big on favors anyway, so it's just as well.
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[ You might have to go out to save yourself from this one. ]
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[yep, looks like that's his only option. he closes the last cupboard after a quick visual scanning of the shelves and heads for the doorway out of the kitchen.]
Try not to give everyone food poisoning while you're at it.
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[ She's still stubborn, even as an NPC.. ]
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[His final words over his shoulder as he heads out. jfc Yuri.]