eggstreme parenting

[crashtestdummy]

Who: Toji, Riki
What: the shinji eggkari raising project I MEAN, JUST ANOTHER EGG LOG
When: January 22nd
Where: HEALTH CLASS
Warnings: We'll see.



[Well, this is definitely one way to get to know a classmate better.

Raising eggs though, really? It wasn't like it was going to hatch. Anything being actually born in this place sounded impossible anyway, as far as Toji was concerned. Still, he handled the egg carefully enough as he lowered the palm containing it onto Riki's desk. resigning himself to this fate.]

Naoe, right? You ready to do this thing?

Comments

[crashtestdummy]

It's an egg, there's no way it can tell the difference!

[Jeez, okay, think... He dealt with Sakura when she was a baby, he can do this.]

Maybe it's hungry?

[BUT EGGS DON'T GET HUNGRY EITHER.]

[sleepybuster]

H-hungry?!

[BUT...]

I don't think eggs eat... And if they did, how would we even feed it?!

[Oh my god the crying is getting louder make it stop make it stop]

[crashtestdummy]

In...ject it? No, you're right! This stupid project isn't like a real baby at all!

[HOLDING EGGWORTH OUT AT ARM'S LENGTH.]

What do they expect us to even do with it?

[sleepybuster]

Injecting it would just leave a hole in it...

[EGGS DON'T HEAL LIKE PEOPLE.

GaaaH WHAT DO THEY DO]

Well, uh... Sometimes babies like lullabies and stuff, don't they...? Maybe we can sing one? [riki why]

[crashtestdummy]

Eggs don't got ears, either! I mean, unless that weird box picks it up...

[Man, singing lullabies is so emasculating, but he'll do anything to shut this thing up.]

You know the Takeda Lullaby, right?

[sleepybuster]

[It's a better idea than injecting food into it, okay...!]

Y-yeah, of course! Um... Let's try singing that...?!