what do I even sing in a month like March

[afterlifer]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Interactions
WHEN: March 5th – 9th
WHERE: Anywhere and everywhere in this afterlife
WARNINGS: Cussing
SUMMARY: INTERACTION LOG you know the drill.

5th: You're in for a treat today because in history class, you're in for a research project! Everyone will be assigned some historical figure then be sent down to the library for the period for reading and checking out books and working on your paper. Don't be brave and pull an Ooyama and eat chips down there though, you might get in trouble.

6th: If you're in the computer lab today, whether you’re chatting away to some friends on the chat, making a video post or typing up your research paper for class like you should, suddenly!!! Your computer turns off. Looks like an NPC accidentally tripped over a cable and turned off every single one. Oops, hope you saved whatever you were doing.

7th: It's time once more for gym class but today you aren't jumping, you'll be ducking and dodging more. It's time for a game of dodgeball! Whatever side you've been put on, get ready to run up and grab those balls and start throwing them. Just don't get hit by them, especially in the face because that might hurt. But hey, at least if you get hit you can wallow in your loss with whoever else got smacked out.

8th: It’s the last day of school until your one-day weekend starts, so instead of a test, how about a little group work? Today in health class, everyone will need to pair up and each pair will get a worksheet to fill out. Guess what you get to do? Name as many bones in the body as you can. Not exactly the greatest way to end your week but at least you can struggle through it with someone.

9th: Just like for the past while, everything still seems completely and utterly normal in the afterlife, huh? No rain, the NPCs are acting as they should, no weird, bug infested cafeteria food or sudden surge of animals spawning—but wait! As you’re walking around today you might spot something strange, though only for a split second. You blink, and whatever it was is gone. Maybe you caught what looked like an NPC glitch and freeze for a fraction of a second before continuing on like normal or what looked like a dark cloud forming over the school before disappearing and leaving a blue sky. How strange…

IMPORTANT REMINDER: Ai will be making many appearances throughout this interaction log. Remember that the search for the mystery program is still going on so feel free to use any of these days to have your character continue their search for it!

As always, remember there are several clubs now so practices and meetings can be set up whenever you want! And if you want to do something outside of what we've provided, feel free to do so.

Comments

[dereban]

Oh, really? Name one.

[masturbatestoyou]

Uh, the skull?

[dereban]

Actually, the skull is comprised of multiple bones and isn't just one bone. The skull is simply the area that consists of the face.

[ She's so fucking disappoint, Taichi.. ]

Because there's the frontal bone, the nasal bone, the parietal bone, the temporal bone, the lacrimal bone, so on and so forth. And that's all just in the skull.

[ Don't ask how she knows this shit, man. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Eh? It's multiple bones?

[dereban]

[ Taichi gets a gold star for that. ]

That's right; it is. Don't tell me you've been slacking off on your studies, have you?

[masturbatestoyou]

It's not like dead people need to know these things for their future.

[... Or living people for that matter.]

[dereban]

Do you want me to crack one of your bones to show you how useful this information is?

[ She's joking, of course, but...! ]

[masturbatestoyou]

No thanks.

[dereban]

Then don't ask.

[masturbatestoyou]

Fine, I won't.

[dereban]

Okay, let's attack this by figuring out what else you do know.

[masturbatestoyou]

Uh, ribs, shins...

[dereban]

Moron! That's not even a legit bone name.

[masturbatestoyou]

Fine, you go naming the bones then!

[dereban]

Do you honestly want me to name all of them on my own?

[ That isn’t going to happen, Taichi.. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, apparently I'm not any help either way, so...

[dereban]

Well, I can't just -- fine, do you have the textbook for the class? You can at least search for the bone list and tell me what they are and I'll write them down.

[masturbatestoyou]

Okay then...

[Textbook GET!]

[dereban]

Okay, what's the first one on that list?

[masturbatestoyou]

Uh, the cervical vertebrae.

[dereban]

Okay.

[ She writes that down, nodding in response. ]

What's the next one after?

[ And so on and so forth. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

[Going through all the bones...]

[dereban]

[ After an hour or so, they're finally done, and Inaba's pretty close to collapsing. ]

Ah... we're finally done.

[masturbatestoyou]

Man, there's a lot of bones in our bodies.

[dereban]

There really are, but doing this exercise is kind of ridiculous, honestly.