saving you because lbr you stink at noticing things

[princesadist]

WHO: Sougo and Celica
WHAT: Eviction event
WHEN: April 5th, just as the dorms are being engulfed
WHERE: The dorms
WARNINGS: Possible violence, otherwise I dunno.
SUMMARY: Sougo tries to escape from the shadow trying to engulf the dorms, but then realizes a certain other person might not realize what's going on.


[What in the world is going on outside. Not that Sougo really cared for anything that was happening around the school, but that NPC post sure as hell did make him think about the outcomes. Man, and just as he was getting his strive for this place as well...

But he knows that shadow enveloping the dorms is bad news in the first place. So, what is his first course of action? Jumping out of his own dorm room window of course. He doesn't want to be around for when this place goes to hell, and nor does he want to see people running out of the doors, getting cramped up against one another. With a small sigh, he readies himself for impact as he dives out of it, glass flying everywhere, himself suspended before he finally hits the ground, rolling on it and making sure everything on him is completely fine. Nothing broken...he's done this thousands of times so it shouldn't be any different. With a small sigh, he gets to his feet, dusting himself off of any glass that might have caught on him.]

What a pain. Here I thought I was going to have a nice day to myself. Looks like God has something against all of us. [He muses, tilting his head as he heads away from the school as a thought strikes him. A thought that shouldn't come to him in the first place. He's probably going to regret doing his in the first place, but...

With a shrug, he begins to head over to the girl's dorm, and sure enough, the same thing seems to be happening. This really isn't going to go well for him is it. Whatever the case is, he just strolls on into the dorm itself, before he lets out a loud call.]

OIIIIIII, AKA-CHAAAAAAAAN! I'M GOING TO HOLD YOUR VIRGINITY HOSTAGE IF YOU DON'T COME OUT IMMEDIATELY! OOOOOOOOI!!

Comments

[suckswithmaps]

[She's a little startled by him suddenly pulling her up close, but his comment gets him a squinty-eyed Celica who does not like this new nickname at all!!]

H-hey... Okaasan?! I'm way too young to be a mother though!

[princesadist]

Too bad, because this is essentially what you are to me now. A nagging mother that won't let me live my life in peace. Okaasan fits you quite well if you ask me.

[He's not going to back down from this either, Celica! It's the punishment for making him say the f-word.]

[suckswithmaps]

[Wow... wow!! If that's the case, then... then...!]

Well... If you're going to insist on calling me that, then I finally have a nickname for you too! I'll start calling you Musuko from now on.

[You're now her son!!!]

[princesadist]

Well that's fine. It means that I'm at least younger than you, and am not on the verge of breaking from frail bones.

[At least he's found some enjoyment in all of this.]

I'm sorry, Okaasan, but I think we already established this mother-son relationship once I gave you the nickname. Regardless of our soulmate status!

[This is ridiculous.]

[suckswithmaps]

[What is this Oedipus bullshit--]

W-wait... N-noooo... I was kidding, I was kidding! I take it back!

[She was hoping he'd back out of it, but apparently not.]

I'm way to young to be a mother... I don't want to be old!

[princesadist]

[It's too late Celica, once Sougo starts...]

Ah, but it did seem like you were insistent on the fact to begin with...there's no backing out of this now, Okaasan! This is the fate you have to live with!

[Look, his sadistic smile is showing.]

You'd have to try very hard to get rid of this nickname, Okaasan.

[suckswithmaps]

[Nooooo whyyy... She should have expected this, yet she didn't.]

I guess I did put myself into this position... What can I do to get rid of it then?

[princesadist]

That's for you to figure out. It'd better be something that I'd like, anyways, otherwise the name isn't coming off.

[Look, he's already pulling away from her and crossing his arms.]

So let me see your efforts, Okaasan!

[suckswithmaps]

[HMMmfmffhhgfdngnmdf]

You just called me Celica before! Why can't you just stick to Aka-chan or that?

[princesadist]

I don't know what you're referring to. Are you also hard on hearing now? Okaasan, this is proof that you're getting old. We need to lie you down in bed.

[So he says, his face very much stuck in a "8)". Bless u Celica.]

[suckswithmaps]

In bed? I'm not feeling old or tired at all though!

[She's not oooooold...!!!]

[princesadist]

Ah, but maybe you are, and you haven't realized it.

[So he says, grabbing her arm and examining it.]

You might have brittle bones...don't let them break anytime soon.

[suckswithmaps]

B-brittle bones...?! I'm not that fragile! I'm stronger than I look, you know.

[no she's not]

[princesadist]

Then prove it to me right now.

[So he says, balling up Celica's hand into a fist and putting it against his cheek.]

Give me your hardest punch, and I'll reconsider your nickname.

[suckswithmaps]

[Aaaand now she is certainly taken aback.]

Wait... What? Why would I punch you? That's horrible! And it could hurt... The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

[princesadist]

[He was expecting that sort of answer, so he lets go and shrugs.]

Then I guess you'll be Okaasan for a while. But. I'm getting tired of that name so I might as well go back to Aka-chan.

[suckswithmaps]

[What else would be expect... But oh, good. Celica's relieved to hear this.]

Whoa, really? Well, I'm not opposed to this. Aka-chan is way cuter, anyway.

[A beat, before she continues.] Which reminds me... I still haven't come up with a name for you yet, have I?

[princesadist]

Aka-chan, Aka-chaaaaan. Don't say that, the only reason I gave it to you was because of your hair, not because of your looks. Cute doesn't describe it at all.

[Oops, totally shooting down her idea, but...]

Ah, forget it. Not like I really want a nickname in the first place. Sougo is fine, or Okita-kun. Whichever works best for you.

[suckswithmaps]

I only meant that the name had a cute ring to it...

[Way to totally say she's not cute though!! Hmph!]

But oh, are you sure? I feel a little bad that you're the only one using a nickname, after all.

[princesadist]

Oh, is that it? Sorry, but I guess the truth of the matter slipped out along with what I said, didn't it?

[He's totally not sorry by the looks of it, though.]

It's fine, not like I had people give me nicknames other then Sadist-kun and Bastard. I'm fine, Aka-chan, you don't need to worry so much.

[suckswithmaps]

[SHE... SUPPOSES SO... h-hmph!! She's definitely at least a little cute though...

Moving on!!]

Those are both terrible names... But if you're sure, then I'll just stick to Sougo!

[princesadist]

[Keep telling yourself this Celica, he'll never admit to it!!]

Sougo, huh. I guess you're like the other people in this place, then.

[Not like he cares, but he was expecting her to call him So-chan for a minute there.]

[suckswithmaps]

[she got him to call her a friend that's like a base hit right??? good enough for today.]

--Huh? What do you mean by that? I'm just used to calling people by their first names, is all. But if that makes you uncomfortable...

[princesadist]

How does my own name make me uncomfortable? You make it sound like I run a social justice blog hating on everything about my past life. [He sighs, turning around and waving his hand.]

Don't worry about it, the only person who really called me by my first name were Kondo-san, Hijikata-san, the Boss, and my sister.

[suckswithmaps]

[Social justice blog...]

Oh I see... Well, I'll try not to worry about it then!

[Except that reminds her of something to worry about, and after a moment, her eyes widen.]

--Wait... Oh crap! I completely forgot!