キオクランダム

[masturbatestoyou]

WHO: Taichi and Inaba
WHAT: Triggering old memories
WHEN: April 11th
WHERE: Nurse's office
WARNINGS: Taichi reveals his BIGGEST SECRET. (Spoilers: It's in his username.) Also slight not safe for work content!

[So, Taichi had put some stuff in Inaba's lunch to help her feel a bit ill so he could take her to the nurse's office. They're alone and in the clear here... No better time to put his plan into action.]

Ah, Inaba... Are you really sure you're okay?

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[dereban]

Don't worry about it.

[ She smile awkwardly as she lays down. She still feels a little sick, but it's slowly healing. ]

Were you worried about me, Yaegashi-kun?

[masturbatestoyou]

I'm not talking about your body.

[Rather than answering her question, Taichi sticks to the script he'd planned in his mind.]

[dereban]

Then what are you talking about...?

[ WOW RUDE, you should have at least answered her question. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

You're the one who once said this situation was hopeless. Aren't you the one who's in the most pain about this switching business?

[dereban]

Switching business?

[ Inaba blinks in confusion, though she hasn't exactly recalled anything, or have gotten close to recalling anything. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

[Taichi wondered how effective this was if Inaba wasn't giving the correct responses... He decided to push on anyway.]

You said something like that the other day. Am I an enemy to you, Inaba?

[dereban]

... What are you talking about? [ Taichi is a moron. ] I never said anything like that the other day.

[ Okay, she's just going to get up. She's feeling better now, after all. ]

And we're not enemies. But we're not friends, either.

[ She's wheeling herself over towards the door now... ]

[masturbatestoyou]

[Crap, he's losing her... What was his next line? "If you can't tell us why you're in so much pain, you don't think of us as friends.", right? He's not making any progress. Time to bring out the big guns. With a barrel full of truth bullets.]

You're wrong! We are friends! Best friends even, which is what also makes me your worst enemy!

[His own words aren't working yet, so he'll paraphrase what Inaba said that day instead.]

[dereban]

I don't get it.

[ She's rolling her eyes at this before she places her hand on the doorknob. ]

Anyway, I should probably get going. I need to go to class soon. The teachers will be upset if I'm late.

[masturbatestoyou]

Just listen! You have trust issues! You always have, but it's okay! I accept you for who you are! Which is why, I'm going to share my deepest darkest secret with you.

[dereban]

Wh...at?

[ UNSURE!!!! ]

[masturbatestoyou]

That's right! I've got your attention now, right? If this secret gets out to the general populace, I'm ruined, y'know.

[dereban]

If you tell me this secret, will you leave me alone?

[masturbatestoyou]

F-fine... I've masturbated to you before...!

[dereban]

Huh? W, What are you talking about, masturbating to me before...!?

[ Inaba's face turns completely red as she says that, eyes completely wide in shock. ]

That's so-

[ But then she stops mid-sentence as she spaces out, almost as if she's about to remember something. However, she doesn't. You know why? Because there's two shadows that are now appearing right in front of Inaba, raring to attack Taichi. Have fun with that. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Ah, crap...!

[He'll grab his trusty folding chair which he had stashed nearby and bash the shadows with it.]

[dereban]

[ That shadows won't dissipate completely, but it seems that Inaba isn't going to say a word. One of the shadows lunges in close to reach Taichi while the other simply runs recklessly. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Ack...

[More bashing with the chair.]

You okay there, Inaba...?

[dereban]

[ There is absolutely nothing from her end. However, there is still one shadow left and about thirty seconds on the clock before he can finally get somewhere. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Darn it...!

[He'll lunge at the shadow, beating it with his chair again.]

[dereban]

[ When he angrily hits the shadow, it'll hit, causing the shadow to jump back slightly in physical pain before noticing Inaba, who is pretty much an empty shell at this point in time, unsure of what's going on and unsure of exactly what Taichi said. She can't see the shadows, but the shadow sees her, which is why it's going to attempt to attack her instead. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Oh, no you don't!

[He'll leap in front of Inaba, using his chair as a shield.]

[dereban]

Huh..?

[ Her eyes flicker to life and the shadow dissipates. Good job, Taichi, you brought one Himeko Inaba back. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

A-ah... That was a close one...

[dereban]

Are you crazy?

[ Inaba's voice is tense as she speaks, folding her arms over her chest. There's clear annoyance in her tone, and she doesn't look happy, either. ]