WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

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[thneed]

[ He was sitting across from Leon so the view was lovely.

Can we all pretend that the girly scream that happened when the lights went back on was from a completely different person? He is not going to fess up to that. Totally not him. Nope nope. He covered his mouth and got him from his chair and backed into the wall taking a nice second to compose himself before grabbing the stuff from under his chair and clutching it to his chest ]

Couldn't we just play the board game instead?

[tenminutes]

Nope, it's much more fun this way!

[thneed]

[ Glances around the table and quickly puts the green suit jacket on and buttons it up before putting on the other parts. Tie. etc. Dapper Mister Green. ]

Something is very wrong with you.

[tenminutes]

Well you try pulling out a board game from nowhere then.

[thneed]

Point. [ ewww ] ...He's bleeding all over the table.

[tenminutes]

That's why the game's toward the end of dinner.

[thneed]

No dessert?

[tenminutes]

The winner gets dessert.

[thneed]

Ah.

[ BUT YURI- ]

[tenminutes]

[ She just said that to shut him up. ]

Also another special surprise will be awarded to whoever the culprit might be~

[thneed]

Is it a good surprise or a bad surprise?

[tenminutes]

[ It takes her a couple of seconds to answer. ]

Good.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right. A bloody corpse isn't exactly my idea of a "party game" either, even if we're already dead.

[thneed]

Thank you. Whoever thought this up is completely insane. [ YURI ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Unfortunately, there seems to be a number of people here actually fitting that description, so...

[thneed]

Like ninety percent of the room.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You've got to wonder what exactly it was in life we did that warranted this fate.

[thneed]

[ kill the ecosystem ]

Yeah. Ha.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Anyway, I don't believe we've met? You can call me Kyon.

[thneed]

The Once-ler. Hi. You're right. We haven't met.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Once-ler, huh? Nice to meet you.

(What kind of name is "The Once-ler"? ... Then again, like I can speak with something like "Kyon".)

[thneed]

Can being dead and meeting at a table where a guy is now double-dead really count as a nice meeting? ...Don't answer that. Nice to meet you too.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, I can certainly agree that the circumstances could've probably been better.

[thneed]

Much better and far less deader.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

At least being dead hasn't been too bad so far... I mean, I haven't really noticed too much difference to actually being alive. Other than the fact you can't really die again.