WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

Comments

[extraordinarily]

It's about time!

[Haruhi is a horrible person and honestly doesn't care that someone's actually dead. She'll inspect the body for a bit, using her magnifying glass. I mean, seriously. He is going to come back to life, right? They're already dead after all.

She won't touch the body, but she's going to be near it, crouching down and blocking everyone's view.

She's got this.]

[tenminutes]

Ha! We've got a real challenger here!

[extraordinarily]

It's only natural for a investigator such as myself to be the perfect challenger, especially since I've won two games of this sort!

[tenminutes]

A season professional at these types of games? Maybe I should've made it harder?

[extraordinarily]

Well, it's no fun if it isn't hard! But even if you did make it harder, I would still find the culprit, because justice and truth always shines out in the end!

[ ... She's just playing the role of the detective, which always means that she has to say such lines. ]

[tenminutes]

What if no one's actually the murderer?

[extraordinarily]

Suicide seems pretty unlikely if you take the facts into consideration.

[tenminutes]

That's not what I meant~

[extraordinarily]

It's not?

[ Darn. She thought she was on the right track. Apparently not. But that won't stop her from solving the case. ]

Well, that doesn't matter! As long as the killer is still alive, I will track him down and show him that there's only one truth!

[ Which is Haruhi's truth, honestly. ]

[tenminutes]

[ Trying to put red herrings in there, but whatever it works. ]

How do you know it's a him, hm~? Incidentally, it's not me. Though I guess if I were the killer I would say that anyway, wouldn't I?

[extraordinarily]

[ Yuri, just stop. Haruhi may fall for the red herrings now, but only because it's her way of gaining information for the time being. ]

I was just generalizing. For the time being, anyway, since I have no idea who the murderer is. Yet.