WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right. ... So what, you knew me back when I was still alive then?

[extraordinarily]

That's right.

[ She's not going to lie, she has to reason to, after all. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, how exactly did I die then?

[extraordinarily]

I don't know.

[ She's being dead serious, and her voice is solemn. She feels bad, talking about this. ]

I either died before you did or after you did. Possibly even on the same day.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay then, what can you tell me about my life then?

[extraordinarily]

Nothing. Or more like: why should I give you information about your life for free?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why should I even believe you knew me?

[extraordinarily]

Because I'm telling the truth.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what proof do you have of that?

[extraordinarily]

I don't. Unless you want to ask me something that you do remember.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, there's close to nothing I actually remember, so...

[extraordinarily]

Then, what is that "close to nothing" that you remember?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

If I tell you what I do know, then how will I know that you knew before I corroborated the facts?

[extraordinarily]

That may be true, but if I give you information that you don't know, it should help, right?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Who know, perhaps?

[extraordinarily]

And that's why you should tell me!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Refusing to tell me anything until I've told you everything only makes your claim more suspicious.