saving you because lbr you stink at noticing things

[princesadist]

WHO: Sougo and Celica
WHAT: Eviction event
WHEN: April 5th, just as the dorms are being engulfed
WHERE: The dorms
WARNINGS: Possible violence, otherwise I dunno.
SUMMARY: Sougo tries to escape from the shadow trying to engulf the dorms, but then realizes a certain other person might not realize what's going on.


[What in the world is going on outside. Not that Sougo really cared for anything that was happening around the school, but that NPC post sure as hell did make him think about the outcomes. Man, and just as he was getting his strive for this place as well...

But he knows that shadow enveloping the dorms is bad news in the first place. So, what is his first course of action? Jumping out of his own dorm room window of course. He doesn't want to be around for when this place goes to hell, and nor does he want to see people running out of the doors, getting cramped up against one another. With a small sigh, he readies himself for impact as he dives out of it, glass flying everywhere, himself suspended before he finally hits the ground, rolling on it and making sure everything on him is completely fine. Nothing broken...he's done this thousands of times so it shouldn't be any different. With a small sigh, he gets to his feet, dusting himself off of any glass that might have caught on him.]

What a pain. Here I thought I was going to have a nice day to myself. Looks like God has something against all of us. [He muses, tilting his head as he heads away from the school as a thought strikes him. A thought that shouldn't come to him in the first place. He's probably going to regret doing his in the first place, but...

With a shrug, he begins to head over to the girl's dorm, and sure enough, the same thing seems to be happening. This really isn't going to go well for him is it. Whatever the case is, he just strolls on into the dorm itself, before he lets out a loud call.]

OIIIIIII, AKA-CHAAAAAAAAN! I'M GOING TO HOLD YOUR VIRGINITY HOSTAGE IF YOU DON'T COME OUT IMMEDIATELY! OOOOOOOOI!!

Comments

[suckswithmaps]

Well, I couldn't see you any other way! You are who you are, and I like who you are, so.

[Celica please.]

But I'm... what?

[princesadist]

You're an annoying thorn in my side that refuses to accept anything I tell her, and constantly badgers me and saying things she shouldn't.

[A beat.]

Basically, you're a f...fffff.....friiiiiiii....frIIIIEEEE....

[His throat is clogging up, give him a moment as he's straining himself to get the word out.]

[suckswithmaps]

[Of course, she's not actually offended by his statement or anything. It's just regular ol' Sougo. If anything, she's surprised about his attempt to drop the F-bomb... but she'll encourage it all the same!]

Come on, you can do it! You're almost there.

[princesadist]

[STOP ENCOURAGING HIM...he looks like he's about to blow up, judging from how puffed out his cheeks are. In the end, though, he lets out a big gust of air.]

Aaah, forget it! If I say the word, I'm sure to froth at the mouth. No way am I going to say something stupid like that!

[suckswithmaps]

Ooooh, come on! You were so close... Just this once?

[She honestly wouldn't even mind if he didn't say it, since she gets the point already; the sentiment already presented itself. But she wants to at least tryyyy getting it out of him... maybeeee...]

[princesadist]

[She's not going to let up until he actually says the word. Curse his life. Is this hell, he's pretty sure he's in hell right now, and this is his companion devil friend sent to torture him for all eternity.]

...ffffffffrrrrr...friiiiiie....dammit, Aka-chan! I'm going to slaughter you for making me call you my friend!

[...oop. Excuse him as he...puts on a blank face.]

[suckswithmaps]

[Okay, okay-- she will go to her last resort! If this fails, then she'll cave. But for now, she clasps her hands together, bowing slightly forward.]

Pleaaaaaase?

[princesadist]

I already said it, God dammit! God, if you're out there, please smite this harlequin for all she's worth! Is this divine punishment?! Goooooooood!

[He yells into the air, but...!]

Alright, fine! If you want it so bad, then savor this taste!

[SHARP INHALE.]

Celica! You're my...my friend, dammit!

[suckswithmaps]

[Wahahaha success. Celica just laughs, happily and triumphantly grinning.]

There you go! See? Was that so hard?

[And he even said her name...! She's proud of you, Sougo.]

[princesadist]

[By this point, he's already grabbing her by the collar and pulling her close, practically being face to face with one another.]

Be quiet, you're like a nagging mother. In fact, I've got another name for you. Okaasan, that's it, you're now Okaasan. I hope you can live that fact from now on.

[Do you see the red in his eyes, Celica. Do you.]

[suckswithmaps]

[She's a little startled by him suddenly pulling her up close, but his comment gets him a squinty-eyed Celica who does not like this new nickname at all!!]

H-hey... Okaasan?! I'm way too young to be a mother though!

[princesadist]

Too bad, because this is essentially what you are to me now. A nagging mother that won't let me live my life in peace. Okaasan fits you quite well if you ask me.

[He's not going to back down from this either, Celica! It's the punishment for making him say the f-word.]

[suckswithmaps]

[Wow... wow!! If that's the case, then... then...!]

Well... If you're going to insist on calling me that, then I finally have a nickname for you too! I'll start calling you Musuko from now on.

[You're now her son!!!]

[princesadist]

Well that's fine. It means that I'm at least younger than you, and am not on the verge of breaking from frail bones.

[At least he's found some enjoyment in all of this.]

I'm sorry, Okaasan, but I think we already established this mother-son relationship once I gave you the nickname. Regardless of our soulmate status!

[This is ridiculous.]

[suckswithmaps]

[What is this Oedipus bullshit--]

W-wait... N-noooo... I was kidding, I was kidding! I take it back!

[She was hoping he'd back out of it, but apparently not.]

I'm way to young to be a mother... I don't want to be old!

[princesadist]

[It's too late Celica, once Sougo starts...]

Ah, but it did seem like you were insistent on the fact to begin with...there's no backing out of this now, Okaasan! This is the fate you have to live with!

[Look, his sadistic smile is showing.]

You'd have to try very hard to get rid of this nickname, Okaasan.

[suckswithmaps]

[Nooooo whyyy... She should have expected this, yet she didn't.]

I guess I did put myself into this position... What can I do to get rid of it then?

[princesadist]

That's for you to figure out. It'd better be something that I'd like, anyways, otherwise the name isn't coming off.

[Look, he's already pulling away from her and crossing his arms.]

So let me see your efforts, Okaasan!

[suckswithmaps]

[HMMmfmffhhgfdngnmdf]

You just called me Celica before! Why can't you just stick to Aka-chan or that?

[princesadist]

I don't know what you're referring to. Are you also hard on hearing now? Okaasan, this is proof that you're getting old. We need to lie you down in bed.

[So he says, his face very much stuck in a "8)". Bless u Celica.]

[suckswithmaps]

In bed? I'm not feeling old or tired at all though!

[She's not oooooold...!!!]

[princesadist]

Ah, but maybe you are, and you haven't realized it.

[So he says, grabbing her arm and examining it.]

You might have brittle bones...don't let them break anytime soon.

[suckswithmaps]

B-brittle bones...?! I'm not that fragile! I'm stronger than I look, you know.

[no she's not]

[princesadist]

Then prove it to me right now.

[So he says, balling up Celica's hand into a fist and putting it against his cheek.]

Give me your hardest punch, and I'll reconsider your nickname.

[suckswithmaps]

[Aaaand now she is certainly taken aback.]

Wait... What? Why would I punch you? That's horrible! And it could hurt... The last thing I want to do is hurt you.