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WHO: Leon Kuwata, Rin Tohsaka, Inigo, and Owain
WHAT: House E Catch-all Post!
WHEN: April 24?! (Lemme know if a different day I have no idea)
WHERE: House E
WARNINGS: The most horrible thing imaginable. Leon and Inigo in a room with a cute girl. Also Owain.

[Since Owain didn't really know anyone here other than Inigo, he just kind of managed to follow him to figure out their housing situation. Even if the idea of staying in the same general house as Inigo wasn't bad enough (it wasn't actually that bad) the fact that he didn't even fully understand the concept of a modern house was pretty worrying in itself. Running water? Toilets? What are these things.

Either way, here we are in House E, doing House E things. WHAT THINGS ARE WE DOING.]

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Ah! Careful, careful-!!

[He doesn't even really notice the pajama situation, he's more concerned about the books she's currently wandering towards. He couldn't really find any blank books like back home, but he did find these strange tomes known as spiral notebooks!

Which... he has a bunch stacked up. And she's currently plowing through.]

My tomes! [Those aren't much of tomes Owain--] You're stepping all over Volume 5 of Owain, The Dark Avenger of the Afterlife!

[And tripping over. As a matter of fact, she falls right on top of them...and stays asleep. Sorry about this one, Owain, she's drooling on the one filled with sword and technique names.]

-Hey!

[Nooooo no drooling!! That one took hours of work to recreate, he can't let it be ruined!! He'll be trying to pull her up by her shirt. Up and at 'em!!]

Hrk... ! That one is way too important! Please move!

[It's not like she weighs a lot. Nor is she fighting him. So Rin is handily lifted up and, once on her feet, leans off in another direction, putting most of her weight on Owain.]

[He doesn't really mind the leaning, considering she off of his books. If anything, it's more of a relief. But it's not like he can sit here with someone leaning on him forever.]

Uh... What do I even do now... ?

[Maybe put her in a chair?? Yeah let's go ahead and try to do that...]

....get me some coffee.

[It's a start. but at least she's kind of waking up while sitting there.]

Ah! The maiden has awoken!

[But uh... it did end up surprising him, suddenly hearing a voice. Either way--]

I'm afraid that despite being a hero of my caliber, I'm honestly not too sure what this... 'coffee' is.

Tea, then. I don't caaaaaare.

[Now she's just droning on as she tries not to fall asleep. But with loudmouth here, that shouldn't be too hard.]

[His true talent: an alarm clock.]

Ah, well... I'm afraid I don't know how to make that either. Mother usually made that, if anyone. Even so... I'm not sure what a lot of these devices are around here.

What good are you then?

[Yes, she mumbling while rubbing her face. Truly, this is a long and roundabout path.]

You're never going to get a girlfriend if you can't even figure out how to make tea.

I'm plenty good! One of the greatest goods in the world, in fact! No one can stand up to me.

[Though, he just crosses his arms.]

Ha! Something such as that matters not to me! [Actually he wouldn't really mind some time in the future, but as of now, he doesn't really seems focused on that.] And such a thing wouldn't matter to them either! While I can't make tea, the qualities of a hero outshine that tenfold!

That heroism may impress someone but it'll grow old when you can't even back it up in the house. I see nasty breakups and divorces in your future.

W-What?! No, that's impossible! It's unthinkable! It's...

[Ahem...]

Er... do you really think that is true... ?

What, did you think you could sit back while the girl did all the work for you? That's so fifty years ago. If you can't take care of yourself and me, I would definitely have zero interest in you after knowing you for a while!

Well obviously she wouldn't do all the work! [Duh!!] But making something like tea isn't all of it! I have plenty that I can do other than that!

Prove it to me and make me something. Don't worry, while you're living with me, I'll make sure to turn you into boyfriend material.

[By making him do everything.]

Ah, well, even if that is the case...

[And what even is dating anyway, so what even is becoming boyfriend material...]

I'm still not aware of how the devices here work, so attempting to make something may not end too well.

Isn't a hero supposed to try his hardest, no matter the circumstances?

A-Ah, well... that's also true...

[But cooking usually involves fire and not knowing how to control fire is bad, okay]

Are you going to get to heroing or am I going to have to do everything myself and make you look bad?

Ah, no... that won't be necessary. A hero has to give everything a try once, after all. I'll do it! I'll battle with these devices and come out victorious!

[TIME TO GO FIGHT THE STOVE he has no idea what to even make.]

I won't recognize your status until you return victorious.

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