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[swordhandy]

WHO: Leon Kuwata, Rin Tohsaka, Inigo, and Owain
WHAT: House E Catch-all Post!
WHEN: April 24?! (Lemme know if a different day I have no idea)
WHERE: House E
WARNINGS: The most horrible thing imaginable. Leon and Inigo in a room with a cute girl. Also Owain.

[Since Owain didn't really know anyone here other than Inigo, he just kind of managed to follow him to figure out their housing situation. Even if the idea of staying in the same general house as Inigo wasn't bad enough (it wasn't actually that bad) the fact that he didn't even fully understand the concept of a modern house was pretty worrying in itself. Running water? Toilets? What are these things.

Either way, here we are in House E, doing House E things. WHAT THINGS ARE WE DOING.]

Comments

[perpetuallypoor]

[Awful things is what they're doing.

Mostly because Rin is not a morning person and never actually realizes that she's awake and wandering around the house in her pajamas. And those same pajamas are just barely hanging off her, having been messed up from her rolling around in bed.

Don't mind her as she staggers into the main room, almost tripping over everything in her way.]

[tsunball]

[ .. Man, the seriously only good thing about this entire situation is that there's a girl with him in the house as well. Leon might not have been in a good mood for a while now thanks to this entire situation, but thsi might at least provide some hope in the darkness that is the whole deal with the shadows.

So, completely unaware of Rin's morning mood, he approaches her (and her messed up pajamas, thanks for that) with a grin. ]

Yo! Y'know, it's rare to see someone that pretty this early in the morning! [ So smooth, Leon. ]

[perpetuallypoor]

[He's quickly greeted with a hand grabbing his shirt collar. Despite the quick action, she's still dead tired and her voice is low and slow.]

....breakfast. I want eggs and toast.

[Her pajama pants fall a bit, exposing some panty fabric.]

[tsunball]

[ ....

Oh god, that's-- THAT'S PART OF HER PANTIES?! He can totally see it, but Leon might actually be not as much of a pervert as he'd like to be since he actually feels sort of embarassed seeing it this way.. besides, why is she grabbing his collar on top of it.. what kind of mixed message is this?!

Because of the double shock it actually takes him a moment to answer, trying to pry her hand off his collar (and not look down too much.) ]

H.. hey, are you telling me to go make it?!

[perpetuallypoor]

[That's kind of what she wants!

And she would have made that clear except she ends up falling over and hitting the ground face first. Yes, she's back to snoring again.]

[tsunball]

[ ...

Oh god, what's going on.

LOOKING LEFT, LOOKING RIGHT.. FREAKING.. OUT.....

Okay, Leon Kuwata, there's a girl passed out on the floor with her underwear practically showing. Be a man. A decent man. Even if this situation is entirely unfair..

He awkwardly nudges her with his foot. That's going to help.. right.. please.. someone save him... ]

[flaminigo]

My, my... These housing arrangements aren't so bad after all, seeing as how we have such a lovely lady in our midst. Good morning, love! I hope you slept well.

[However, despite his flirting, his cheeks are just a little red upon noticing how... little reinforcement those pajamas have on the Rin. They're practically falling off!! Please don't fall off. Pleaaaase please...]

[perpetuallypoor]

Mm...

[She tried to give a little bit of acknowledgement and then tripped over her own pajama pant legs. She fell to the ground, rear in the air, and pants halfway down her legs.

No apologies Inigo, but he is getting a full shot of panties in the morning and Rin is looking like she's falling asleep on the floor.]

[flaminigo]

W-whoa there! Are you all... right...

[His panicked voice drifts off once he realizes the whole lotta flashing that's going on right now, his face rapidly becoming entirely flushed. Oh my gods. What is he... supposed to do... on one hand, he wants to help her up! On the other hand, he can't stare at her undergarments!!

Startled, he yelps and immediately shields his eyes from the sight.]

T-this isn't a good time to be falling back asleep!

[perpetuallypoor]

Nnnnn....just make me breakfast.

[She kind of flops over onto her side then rolls onto her back. Her eyes are semi-open and just staring at the ceiling.]

[flaminigo]

[Is the flashing over... Inigo peeks out from under his hands and sighs in relief upon seeing that it is. Her pajamas are still not... positioned well at all... but it's an improvement, at least.]

A-ah... I'd be more than happy to make you it, but I'm afraid I don't fully understand how the technology here works.

[If she insisted then he would definitely try at least! Though it'll probably be a trainwreck.]

[swordhandy]

Ah! Careful, careful-!!

[He doesn't even really notice the pajama situation, he's more concerned about the books she's currently wandering towards. He couldn't really find any blank books like back home, but he did find these strange tomes known as spiral notebooks!

Which... he has a bunch stacked up. And she's currently plowing through.]

My tomes! [Those aren't much of tomes Owain--] You're stepping all over Volume 5 of Owain, The Dark Avenger of the Afterlife!

[perpetuallypoor]

[And tripping over. As a matter of fact, she falls right on top of them...and stays asleep. Sorry about this one, Owain, she's drooling on the one filled with sword and technique names.]

[swordhandy]

-Hey!

[Nooooo no drooling!! That one took hours of work to recreate, he can't let it be ruined!! He'll be trying to pull her up by her shirt. Up and at 'em!!]

Hrk... ! That one is way too important! Please move!

[perpetuallypoor]

[It's not like she weighs a lot. Nor is she fighting him. So Rin is handily lifted up and, once on her feet, leans off in another direction, putting most of her weight on Owain.]

[swordhandy]

[He doesn't really mind the leaning, considering she off of his books. If anything, it's more of a relief. But it's not like he can sit here with someone leaning on him forever.]

Uh... What do I even do now... ?

[Maybe put her in a chair?? Yeah let's go ahead and try to do that...]

[tsunball]

[ Leon's mood is.. well, pretty bad right now. To put it very lightly. This whole situation is getting more to him than he'd even like to let on to, and Leon already generally sucks at not letting people on to what he's thinking. He's too open for it, and so his grumpy mood is easy to read from him even when he's around the house.

He can be found sitting on a chair, leaning it back (to a point where you have to worry if he won't just make it fall backwards) and having his feet up on the table while throwing a baseball up and down into the air.

Approach at own risk.. ]

[flaminigo]

[Yes, Leon is pretty easy to read!! Which is part of why Inigo decides to approach him, wanting to possibly cheer him up. While he doesn't know the guy at all beyond them rooming together in this house, he still doesn't like when people are down, so...]

Trying to find something to keep you occupied?

[tsunball]

[ It takes a moment or two before Leon even bother to look in Inigo's direction and give him the time of day.. huh. Not one of the guys he's talked to before in this place, huh? ]

What else are we s'posed to do? [ While those shadows are around, he means, but he doubts he has to actually bring that up to anyone by now. They're practically part of their daily lives here now. ] If I'm actually doing anything related to baseball, that means I'm already desperate as hell!

[flaminigo]

Well... we're all safe near these houses, right? So pleasuring all the ladies around here is always an option.

[not... sexually... he means just flirting and making them smile... but...]

What's this "baseball" though? Is that what kind of ball this is? [don't mind him literally taking it off leon's hands right now and examining it..]

[tsunball]

--Hey, don't touch that!

[ GRABBING THE BALL BACK FORCEFULLY.. d-don't misunderstand, it's not like he likes it or anything though!! Go back to pleasuring ladies already, Inigo, geez. ]

It's mine! And baseball's a sport, you mean you seriously haven't heard of it? It's a super easy way to impress girls.

[swordhandy]

Aha! What's this strange object?

[Well... guess who's snatching that baseball mid-toss?]

I've never seen something quite like this! Hoy, what is it?! It seems like a normal ball, but this stitching... is it enchanted by a spell?

[tsunball]

[ Why does everyone like touching Leon's balls so much. ]

....

[ Normally he would be grabbing it back at this point, but he's just.. too dumbfounded by what Owain is saying, he can't help but stare.. ]

What? [ ??? Explain yourself, please. ]

[swordhandy]

[Wink. BUT UH... no Owain has no idea what's even wrong with how he's speaking.]

Hm? What is it?

[What do you mean what??]

[tsunball]

[ What is it.. as if everything about the way Owain acts isn't entirely weird, come on here!! ]

Dude, you mean you don't even realise you're talking like some kind of freaky larper gone out of hand?