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WHO: Leon Kuwata, Rin Tohsaka, Inigo, and Owain
WHAT: House E Catch-all Post!
WHEN: April 24?! (Lemme know if a different day I have no idea)
WHERE: House E
WARNINGS: The most horrible thing imaginable. Leon and Inigo in a room with a cute girl. Also Owain.

[Since Owain didn't really know anyone here other than Inigo, he just kind of managed to follow him to figure out their housing situation. Even if the idea of staying in the same general house as Inigo wasn't bad enough (it wasn't actually that bad) the fact that he didn't even fully understand the concept of a modern house was pretty worrying in itself. Running water? Toilets? What are these things.

Either way, here we are in House E, doing House E things. WHAT THINGS ARE WE DOING.]

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[ .. Man, the seriously only good thing about this entire situation is that there's a girl with him in the house as well. Leon might not have been in a good mood for a while now thanks to this entire situation, but thsi might at least provide some hope in the darkness that is the whole deal with the shadows.

So, completely unaware of Rin's morning mood, he approaches her (and her messed up pajamas, thanks for that) with a grin. ]

Yo! Y'know, it's rare to see someone that pretty this early in the morning! [ So smooth, Leon. ]

[He's quickly greeted with a hand grabbing his shirt collar. Despite the quick action, she's still dead tired and her voice is low and slow.]

....breakfast. I want eggs and toast.

[Her pajama pants fall a bit, exposing some panty fabric.]

[ ....

Oh god, that's-- THAT'S PART OF HER PANTIES?! He can totally see it, but Leon might actually be not as much of a pervert as he'd like to be since he actually feels sort of embarassed seeing it this way.. besides, why is she grabbing his collar on top of it.. what kind of mixed message is this?!

Because of the double shock it actually takes him a moment to answer, trying to pry her hand off his collar (and not look down too much.) ]

H.. hey, are you telling me to go make it?!

[That's kind of what she wants!

And she would have made that clear except she ends up falling over and hitting the ground face first. Yes, she's back to snoring again.]

[ ...

Oh god, what's going on.

LOOKING LEFT, LOOKING RIGHT.. FREAKING.. OUT.....

Okay, Leon Kuwata, there's a girl passed out on the floor with her underwear practically showing. Be a man. A decent man. Even if this situation is entirely unfair..

He awkwardly nudges her with his foot. That's going to help.. right.. please.. someone save him... ]

[She drools on his foot.

That's a perfectly legitimate reaction.

But she's showing signs of coming to! Just barely.]

[ WHAT-- not on his shoes?! These are his good shoes, okay, where else is he going to get punk rock clothes from??

Forget the passed out girl whose panties are showing, Leon's too busy trying to find a paper towel in this kitchen to try and wipe his shoes clean. You just wake up in the meantime, Rin. ]

[SHE'LL DO THAT. Slowly getting up and pulling up her pants and adjusting her top.

Yes, as far as she is aware, no one actually saw her. Feel lucky, Leon.]

[ He'll get to live another day...

But okay, he returns a few moments later. With actually clean shoes, thank god. Glancing at her standing there again now.. ]

Yo, are you feeling better again?

[He is answered with crossed arms and a frown. Leon probably wishes he stayed in bed and slept in.]

Who said I wasn't feeling well?

[ Huh-- what suddenly changed, huh?! Just now she was sleeping beauty, and now it's more like raging beauty.. ]

You were drooling all over my shoes! [ Today in "things you don't tell a girl"... ] C'mon, you don't remember the way you walked around like a zombie just now?!

Ladies don't drool!

[brb getting right up in his face!!!]

Are you trying to say something? Because between me and you, I'm pretty sure I'd come out on top.

Huh-- what, no way..! I always top!

[ If you know what I mean. ]

Bottom feeding losers never come out on top. You have a lot of work to do before you even want to think about that.

Who the hell are you calling a bottom feeding loser?! I'm a super cool guy-- do you even know who you're talking to? [ He huffs. Super manly. ]

I'm an upcoming rock star, a legend..!

[ Well, not so upcoming now he's.. dead.. but that's a minor detail. ]

Judging by your looks, you're trying to be like one of those edgy London rock bands, aren't you?

[Someone has been to London, clearly!!]

It's not going to happen.

Uh, I dunno, are Guns 'n Roses from--

[ Wait. Hooold on a moment, what was that second part she said? He can't believe it so much that it doesn't even get through to him until he's already halfway through the sentence.. ]

.. What do you mean, "not going to happen"?! [ Why do all girls not believe in him, look at him, he's so totally convincingly cool! (No.. pe...) ]

Exactly what it sounds like. And unless you get me a cup of tea, it's only going to get worse.

.. Ah, you're threatening me now?!

[ Why does he keep attracting the crazy girls. Why. ]

I'm not supposed to be your lapdog, I just-- I don't even get what you're trying to do here! [ Girls are too confusing.. ]

Now you're getting somewhere. Lapdog sounds absolutely perfect.

Did you miss the part where I said not?!

[ Even Leon can only be so desperate, really. Even Leon. ]

I'm sorry, lapdog. I've already told you what I want so please go get it.

[ .. Give him a moment to consider one thing that might actually make him agree.. ]

If I do all that shit for you, would you go on a date with me? [ Pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes.. ]

Huh? Yeah, yeah, sure. Just get it done.

[The challenge of not being seen as a man. PROVE YOURSELF LEON.]

[ WHO CARES ABOUT THAT HE GOT A DATE.... his life is perfect now!! Just look at that eager smile, he really must be a dog. ]

S-sure, I'll get it done right away! Just wait here! [ He's too busy celebrating on the inside to even mind. ]