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[swordhandy]

WHO: Leon Kuwata, Rin Tohsaka, Inigo, and Owain
WHAT: House E Catch-all Post!
WHEN: April 24?! (Lemme know if a different day I have no idea)
WHERE: House E
WARNINGS: The most horrible thing imaginable. Leon and Inigo in a room with a cute girl. Also Owain.

[Since Owain didn't really know anyone here other than Inigo, he just kind of managed to follow him to figure out their housing situation. Even if the idea of staying in the same general house as Inigo wasn't bad enough (it wasn't actually that bad) the fact that he didn't even fully understand the concept of a modern house was pretty worrying in itself. Running water? Toilets? What are these things.

Either way, here we are in House E, doing House E things. WHAT THINGS ARE WE DOING.]

Comments

[perpetuallypoor]

[Awful things is what they're doing.

Mostly because Rin is not a morning person and never actually realizes that she's awake and wandering around the house in her pajamas. And those same pajamas are just barely hanging off her, having been messed up from her rolling around in bed.

Don't mind her as she staggers into the main room, almost tripping over everything in her way.]

[tsunball]

[ .. Man, the seriously only good thing about this entire situation is that there's a girl with him in the house as well. Leon might not have been in a good mood for a while now thanks to this entire situation, but thsi might at least provide some hope in the darkness that is the whole deal with the shadows.

So, completely unaware of Rin's morning mood, he approaches her (and her messed up pajamas, thanks for that) with a grin. ]

Yo! Y'know, it's rare to see someone that pretty this early in the morning! [ So smooth, Leon. ]

[perpetuallypoor]

[He's quickly greeted with a hand grabbing his shirt collar. Despite the quick action, she's still dead tired and her voice is low and slow.]

....breakfast. I want eggs and toast.

[Her pajama pants fall a bit, exposing some panty fabric.]

[tsunball]

[ ....

Oh god, that's-- THAT'S PART OF HER PANTIES?! He can totally see it, but Leon might actually be not as much of a pervert as he'd like to be since he actually feels sort of embarassed seeing it this way.. besides, why is she grabbing his collar on top of it.. what kind of mixed message is this?!

Because of the double shock it actually takes him a moment to answer, trying to pry her hand off his collar (and not look down too much.) ]

H.. hey, are you telling me to go make it?!

[perpetuallypoor]

[That's kind of what she wants!

And she would have made that clear except she ends up falling over and hitting the ground face first. Yes, she's back to snoring again.]

[tsunball]

[ ...

Oh god, what's going on.

LOOKING LEFT, LOOKING RIGHT.. FREAKING.. OUT.....

Okay, Leon Kuwata, there's a girl passed out on the floor with her underwear practically showing. Be a man. A decent man. Even if this situation is entirely unfair..

He awkwardly nudges her with his foot. That's going to help.. right.. please.. someone save him... ]

[perpetuallypoor]

[She drools on his foot.

That's a perfectly legitimate reaction.

But she's showing signs of coming to! Just barely.]

[tsunball]

[ WHAT-- not on his shoes?! These are his good shoes, okay, where else is he going to get punk rock clothes from??

Forget the passed out girl whose panties are showing, Leon's too busy trying to find a paper towel in this kitchen to try and wipe his shoes clean. You just wake up in the meantime, Rin. ]

[perpetuallypoor]

[SHE'LL DO THAT. Slowly getting up and pulling up her pants and adjusting her top.

Yes, as far as she is aware, no one actually saw her. Feel lucky, Leon.]

[flaminigo]

My, my... These housing arrangements aren't so bad after all, seeing as how we have such a lovely lady in our midst. Good morning, love! I hope you slept well.

[However, despite his flirting, his cheeks are just a little red upon noticing how... little reinforcement those pajamas have on the Rin. They're practically falling off!! Please don't fall off. Pleaaaase please...]

[perpetuallypoor]

Mm...

[She tried to give a little bit of acknowledgement and then tripped over her own pajama pant legs. She fell to the ground, rear in the air, and pants halfway down her legs.

No apologies Inigo, but he is getting a full shot of panties in the morning and Rin is looking like she's falling asleep on the floor.]

[flaminigo]

W-whoa there! Are you all... right...

[His panicked voice drifts off once he realizes the whole lotta flashing that's going on right now, his face rapidly becoming entirely flushed. Oh my gods. What is he... supposed to do... on one hand, he wants to help her up! On the other hand, he can't stare at her undergarments!!

Startled, he yelps and immediately shields his eyes from the sight.]

T-this isn't a good time to be falling back asleep!

[perpetuallypoor]

Nnnnn....just make me breakfast.

[She kind of flops over onto her side then rolls onto her back. Her eyes are semi-open and just staring at the ceiling.]

[flaminigo]

[Is the flashing over... Inigo peeks out from under his hands and sighs in relief upon seeing that it is. Her pajamas are still not... positioned well at all... but it's an improvement, at least.]

A-ah... I'd be more than happy to make you it, but I'm afraid I don't fully understand how the technology here works.

[If she insisted then he would definitely try at least! Though it'll probably be a trainwreck.]

[perpetuallypoor]

Just....just do it.

[Rin wouldn't be able to complain either. Her ability to use technology was nearly rock bottom. Thankfully, it wasn't even a worry for her as she just laid here on the floor, slowly trying to wake up.]

[flaminigo]

Alright, alright! Your wish is my command!

[He's going to try. He's going to try so hard. If she truly wants him to make her food, then who is he to deny her of that request?! He's so pumped (and nervously so because how do this technology) that he just runs off into the kitchen right away to get started.]

[perpetuallypoor]

[Do your best, Inigo! Rin is finally getting awake enough to pull herself off the floor and straighten up her pajamas. And really has no idea that anyone actually saw her in such a mussed up state. Don't mind her as she comes in the kitchen, actually awake.]

Are you finished yet?

[....at least give the poor boy some time.]

[swordhandy]

Ah! Careful, careful-!!

[He doesn't even really notice the pajama situation, he's more concerned about the books she's currently wandering towards. He couldn't really find any blank books like back home, but he did find these strange tomes known as spiral notebooks!

Which... he has a bunch stacked up. And she's currently plowing through.]

My tomes! [Those aren't much of tomes Owain--] You're stepping all over Volume 5 of Owain, The Dark Avenger of the Afterlife!

[perpetuallypoor]

[And tripping over. As a matter of fact, she falls right on top of them...and stays asleep. Sorry about this one, Owain, she's drooling on the one filled with sword and technique names.]

[swordhandy]

-Hey!

[Nooooo no drooling!! That one took hours of work to recreate, he can't let it be ruined!! He'll be trying to pull her up by her shirt. Up and at 'em!!]

Hrk... ! That one is way too important! Please move!

[perpetuallypoor]

[It's not like she weighs a lot. Nor is she fighting him. So Rin is handily lifted up and, once on her feet, leans off in another direction, putting most of her weight on Owain.]

[swordhandy]

[He doesn't really mind the leaning, considering she off of his books. If anything, it's more of a relief. But it's not like he can sit here with someone leaning on him forever.]

Uh... What do I even do now... ?

[Maybe put her in a chair?? Yeah let's go ahead and try to do that...]

[perpetuallypoor]

....get me some coffee.

[It's a start. but at least she's kind of waking up while sitting there.]

[swordhandy]

Ah! The maiden has awoken!

[But uh... it did end up surprising him, suddenly hearing a voice. Either way--]

I'm afraid that despite being a hero of my caliber, I'm honestly not too sure what this... 'coffee' is.

[perpetuallypoor]

Tea, then. I don't caaaaaare.

[Now she's just droning on as she tries not to fall asleep. But with loudmouth here, that shouldn't be too hard.]