SCHOOL FESTIVAL

[afterlifer]

WHO: Everyone!
WHAT: School Festival / Arriving in the Afterlife!
WHEN: 9/30/2012. Morning through evening.
WHERE: All around! Mostly at the school, since it is a school festival!
WARNINGS: Potential violence, but since everyone's already dead it's not like it matters, BUT FOR THE MOST PART HUNKY DORY PG! So PG+V? That works.
SUMMARY: A school festival! Details here!

No matter where it is you woke up, if it's near buildings the sounds of merriment are all around. The shouts of people rooting for the winner of a game, students trying to pull in attention for their booths, adults laughing as they trip over themselves during a sport or someone screaming at the haunted house...

It's then that you realize you're at some kind of festival, everyone's invited, and no one seems to be bothering with money.

Then the realization that you're not even in your clothes. What the hell is this outfit? A school uniform? A janitor? A store clerk? Waitress?

No, no, the bigger question is deinitely "What the hell is going on and where am I?" With nothing but forest and mountains visible in the distance, it's kind of--

POP POP!

..Are those fireworks?

If your character isn't at one of the events and are elsewhere in the town/forest/school/dorms/exploring the buildings/wherever, feel free to just comment with their own thread at the bottom.

Comments

[thneed]

Physically anyway.

[tenminutes]

Are you planning on becoming emotionally dead?

[thneed]

No but I'd imagine if you stay here long enough and never be happy because nothing can get fixed ever, you'd on the inside.

[tenminutes]

How long is long enough? I've been here a while.

[thneed]

I don't know. You actually talk to people so you'd probably be fine.

[tenminutes]

No I don't. I only talk to you because this is all in your imagination.

[ THE TIME TO MESS AROUND IS NIGH. ]

[thneed]

[ there's a moment here where he looks at her with this thoughtful flash of concern like MAYBE it is all in his head... how much toxic air do you have to inhale before you completely lose it and--

Now wait let's not go there. He shrugs it off ] Okay.

[tenminutes]

You're not supposed to buy something like that so easily! Even if I was, I'd obviously be some kind of angel conscience to be your guide.

[thneed]

You're a little late then, imaginary angel conscience guide. I'm not buying it. It was a thought.

[tenminutes]

[ Well you had an actual non-imaginary angel conscience guide but you abused the shit out of him, so. ]

Well, I'm claiming the title as of now!

[thneed]

[ sobbing on the inside ]

I don't see what good it would do to have that title now.

[tenminutes]

Well, you could go on a killing spree and just kill all of the NPCs. I could tell you "No, Once-ler, that's wrong." And then beat you upside the head if you try anyway.

[thneed]

[ you didn't say 'the'! :'D ]

Mmkay then. Wouldn't you have to, ya know, be watching me to know if I was going to do that?

[tenminutes]

I have my ways!

[ Or she'll find some. ]

[thneed]

And one of them isn't mind-reading.

[tenminutes]

Who would want to read a bunch of guys' minds anyway? Gross.

[thneed]

Why would it be gross?

[tenminutes]

In my experience, some guys have issues keeping their brains out of their pants.

[thneed]

Oh! Ew. No. You've had bad experience.

[tenminutes]

There must be a lot of bad experiences to be had out there.

[thneed]

When you're alone, you completely avoid those.

[tenminutes]

Not if you have two very nice [ tits ] x-chromosomes.

[thneed]

I don't... see how that would still work if you're alone. Are you giving your bad experiences to yourself?

[tenminutes]

You still have to pass people on the street going to the store or at school, you know.

[thneed]

School is optional if you're truly alone. Like me. I don't have to go to school. Never did. I don't even have a uniform on, see? Ha.