SPORTS FESTIVAL

[afterlifer]

WHO: Everyone!
WHAT: Just what it says on the tin -- sports festival!
WHEN: April 8th - 10th
WHERE: All around campus! Particularly in the gym, sports/soccer/archery fields, tennis courts, and pool. The school's map is over here for reference.
WARNINGS: Unless the games are getting competitive, there probably won't be much violence...! I mean, it's not like we're playing rugby...
SUMMARY: Sports festival! Details here!

Remember those sports festival sign ups last month? Well, the days for said festival have finally arrived! All around campus (obviously in the sports-related areas), various competitions for various sports are going to be held. Track dashes, marathons, baseball, soccer, basketball, tennis, archery, swimming, kendo... you name it! Each event will be held at different times, with breaks in between to allow for any spectators -- whether they're game characters or NPCs -- to go watch 'em all. It also allows for characters wanting to participate in more than one event to do so.

There are also numerous decorated food stands around the event areas with light snacks and beverages for players and watchers. If people want to make signs to support their favorite teams, they can even do that at certain tables with sturdy sheets of paper, paints, and markers!

Finally, at the end of each day, there will be a fireworks display, with the largest one being on the final day (the 10th). On that last day, winners and MVPs for the competitions will also be announced! And each of those winners will be receiving a prize! Players on each winning team will all receive extra meal tickets. As for the MVPs, they will get a gaming system! A Gameboy in particular. Pretty neat, huh?

On the note of winners, we will be having polls for MVPs (most valuable players)! That will come toward the end of the festival, though. For now, anyone having their characters participate in sports events as players should drop a comment/fill out the form over here! That's also where any questions regarding this event can go.

Also, as a side note, the events under each day are listed in chronological order (morning, afternoon, late afternoon).

Comments

[tenminutes]

You're already dead, if you really did I'd just pull you out and punch the water out of your lungs.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

It'd at least be polite to be nice about it.

[tenminutes]

Do I strike you as the kind of person who cares about pleasantries all of a sudden?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well maybe you should, we all have to live together here.

... And no comments about already being dead.

[tenminutes]

Oh great Kyon-dono, I'll make sure to treat you with respect from now on.

[ She might start calling him Kyon-dono in a tone that conveys absolutely no respect whatsoever somehow despite it being a very old, respectful suffix... somehow, she could do it. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh, facepalm.]

[tenminutes]

I'll make sure to tell everyone that you want to be called Kyon-dono from now on, okay, Kyon-dono?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

There's no need to do that, Yurippe-chan.

[tenminutes]

[ And then it doesn't take her half of a second to step back with one foot, wrapping both arms around her chest like she's scared. ]

Someone help, this man is sexually harassing me!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You drop the -dono and I'll drop the -chan.

[tenminutes]

Noooo~

SOMEONE HELP! SEXUAL PREDATOR IN THE POOL!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What did I ever do to deserve this?

/sneaks into this thread....

[extraordinarily]

Well, Kyon did bring porn magazines to school once, so I wouldn't be surprised if he did end up as a sexual predator.

[ JUST SHAKING HER HEAD IN DISAPPOINT. ]

Yuri, do you want me to deal with him?

[tenminutes]

I suppose I'll defer to your expertise in dealing with perverts this time, Haruhi.

[ HAHA SHE GOT YOU IN TROUBLE KYON!! also chance to see what sort of thing haruhi does: GO! ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hold it! I haven't done anything wrong here!

(Damn you, Yuri Nakamura!)

[extraordinarily]

How about this: if Kyon doesn't get first place in all the swimming competitions, he'll have to wear something embarrassing for the rest of the week.

[tenminutes]

I can agree to that. A different embarrassing outfit for each day, too. Just to keep things fresh or he'll get used to the embarrassment.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hold it! Exactly what the hell are you two planning!?

[extraordinarily]

[ Sorry, Kyon, but you're totally getting ignored. ]

Oh, and he can wear the girl's SSS outfit for the first day if he don't get first place in any of those competitions. You don't happen to have one that's big enough for him, do you?

[tenminutes]

They're easy enough to make, I can just make one in his size. Wearing girls' clothing isn't all that embarrassing though is it? I don't want to accidentally see his junk hanging out either.

[ Poor Kyon. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Can you just drop it already?

(... And this is just the kind of moment where you feel like you want to crawl into a hole and die. Even if I'm already dead.)

[extraordinarily]

No way. Doing something like this will give you more motivation to win, after all! [ And to Yuri: ] Maybe we can have him play a sport while wearing some sort of mascot costume, too. I bet the NPCs would go “wow” when they see someone wearing an outfit like that actually playing a sport!

[tenminutes]

You started it, don't tell us to drop it. [ He so didn't, Yuri.. ] Sounds like a plan. What do you think? Dolphin? Panda?

[extraordinarily]

I was thinking more on the lines of a bird. Like a phoenix!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How the hell did I start this!?