i don't know, you don't know, nobody does ( closed )

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WHO: Haruhi Suzumiya and Kyon.
WHAT: Stalking. And possible misunderstandings. A lot of them.
WHEN: October 16th, midday.
WARNINGS: Possible violence, cursing, and sexual harassment. Basically, it's the usual for Haruhi. If anything more specific comes up, this will be edited.
SUMMARY: After this thread, Haruhi decides to stalk keep an eye on Kyon.



Naturally, Haruhi wasn't the type of person to actually keep an eye on other people. However, Kyon was a different story. He was her fellow subordinate. Her fellow... brigade member. Even if he didn't remember her, she remembered him. And she wasn't going to allow him to do as he pleased.

Especially when she knew that he was dead.

Which is why she decided to sneak around sneakily, wearing a uniform that was eerily similar to the one she had when she was alive (the North High school uniform, anyway), took some science equipment and went off her way to find Kyon.

Without making him notice, naturally.

After all, she had to be a ninja. Someone who could follow others without being noticed. And her target this time was Kyon. This should be a piece of cake. Or so she thought.

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(... Is it just me, or is that girl from earlier following me around?)

[extraordinarily]

[It's totally just you, Kyon. After all, that said girl is hiding behind a corner, deciding whether or not she should put her hair in a ponytail.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[He'll go back around that corner to find her there.]

... Why are you following me around?

[extraordinarily]

I'm not following you around.

[Drops the ponytail that she was planning to make. Damn it, Kyon. How did you know that she was there? She was being stealthy!]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right, of course not. Haruka Suzumiya, wasn't it?

[extraordinarily]

Ha-ru-hi.

[If you're going to say her full name, get it right. I mean seriously, she's not a Pokemon character.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, Haruhi.

[extraordinarily]

Exactly!

[And if he gets it wrong again, well. There will be repercussions.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, the reason you've been stalking me, Miss Suzumiya?

[extraordinarily]

[You know what. She'll just ignore him for a second in order to grab him by the collar, bringing him ridiculously close to her face. And yes, she's angry.]

Call me 'Miss Suzumiya' again, and my hand will reach your face. Or maybe you'd prefer a foot to your face out the window!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, fine... Haru... hi?

[He sounds a little unsure on that last syllable.]

[extraordinarily]

That's right!

[She'll let go as she folds her arms over her chest.]

Ha-ru-hi. And I'll even spell it out for you.

[And she makes hand gestures to spell out her name in the air in kana. Because she can.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why do you insist on being called by your given name anyway?

[extraordinarily]

No reason.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What, do you have some kind of weird crush on me or something? It'd explain why you're following me too...

[extraordinarily]

W... what?

[Her face is turning red, but for a whole other reason.]

What kind of idiot would have a crush on you!? Besides, I just met you! So there's no reason for me to like you or anything! I mean, seriously!

[She'll huff, looking away, muttering to herself, "Stupid, stupid Kyon."]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Then why are you following me around in that case?

[extraordinarily]

I never said I was following you. I'm just going the same way as you, that's all.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Really? ... The only thing over this way is the boys dorm.

[extraordinarily]

Maybe I am heading towards the boys dorm!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Really?

[extraordinarily]

Yes.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Okay then.

[extraordinarily]

... What, you don't care that I'm heading into the boys' dorms?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What you do is none of my business, as long as you don't go involving me in it.