i don't know, you don't know, nobody does ( closed )

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WHO: Haruhi Suzumiya and Kyon.
WHAT: Stalking. And possible misunderstandings. A lot of them.
WHEN: October 16th, midday.
WARNINGS: Possible violence, cursing, and sexual harassment. Basically, it's the usual for Haruhi. If anything more specific comes up, this will be edited.
SUMMARY: After this thread, Haruhi decides to stalk keep an eye on Kyon.



Naturally, Haruhi wasn't the type of person to actually keep an eye on other people. However, Kyon was a different story. He was her fellow subordinate. Her fellow... brigade member. Even if he didn't remember her, she remembered him. And she wasn't going to allow him to do as he pleased.

Especially when she knew that he was dead.

Which is why she decided to sneak around sneakily, wearing a uniform that was eerily similar to the one she had when she was alive (the North High school uniform, anyway), took some science equipment and went off her way to find Kyon.

Without making him notice, naturally.

After all, she had to be a ninja. Someone who could follow others without being noticed. And her target this time was Kyon. This should be a piece of cake. Or so she thought.

Comments

[extraordinarily]

That's right! The lovely Suzumiya-sama is willing to give you this information in exchange for helping me out.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Helping in what way?

[extraordinarily]

That's a secret for now. You'll figure it out soon enough.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm not signing up for anything with you.

[extraordinarily]

Then you're dumber than that guy! What's his name again... Taniguchi! That useless guy!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hey, you're kidding, right!?

[extraordinarily]

I don't joke about things like that.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, whatever... I'll see you round then, Harumi.

[And he'll turn to leave now...]

[extraordinarily]

[Rude.

Rudest of the rude. Which is why she'll run back before decided to jump kick at Kyon, aiming for his head.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[He'll hear her charging and move at the last moment, but she still gets him pretty good in the shoulder.]

Ack, ow! What the hell is your problem Suzumiya!?

[extraordinarily]

I already told you. Stop messing up my name or else you'll get it.

[And as she huffs, she decides to tie her hair up. I- it's not for Kyon or anything, geez!]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What, I said Harumi.

[That was your name, right? I remember you said it wasn't Haruka.]

[extraordinarily]

Ha-ru-hi. With a 'hi' at the end.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right. Haruhi. Well, I'm off.

[extraordinarily]

.... Hmph. Fine. Be as stupid as that idiot.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[And so Kyon'll go about doing his own thing again, ignoring any potential stalkers.]