WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

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[tsunball]

[ This is pretty much your only opportunity to see Leon alive tonight.. not that he shows signs of behaviour that's any different from the usual, nope. He's just being loud as usual, laughing and piling up food (although avoiding the scary looking things, thank you) on his plate. At one point he gives the finger-shaped carrots a sidelong glance, his face dropping to some expression of horror. ]

W.. what the hell are those supposed to be?!

[maromayu]

Human flesh.

[ Cue her snacking on said finger-shaped carrots in front of him. ]

[tsunball]

[ That just now totally wasn't a near-girly shriek.

It totally wasn't.

Okay. ]

T.. then why would you be eating of them, don't lie to me! Shit!!

[marumayu]

Pfft... you may be a gorilla, but you sure scream like a baby. [ this is partly why izumo won't tell anyone about leon's embarrassing photos - she doesn't have to ]

[tsunball]

[ exactly, he is perfect at making an ass out of himself without help.. ]

Anyone would scream at something fucking creepy like that! Don't blame me!

[maromayu]

You have a point. [ Izumo saw demons all the time, so she's more used to it. It was weird not seeing any since her arrival.

Anyway, since she's gotten tired of this gimmick, she tells him the secret. ]

They're just carrots.

[tsunball]

[ .. Carrots?

Slowly it seems he's considering it, then he slooowly reaches out, poking the carrots very lightly before pulling his hand back extremely quickly, an expression of disgust on his face.

This repeats a few times. A shame to orangutans everywhere. ]

[marumayu]

[ SNORTS

yeah no i'm sorry this isn't a joke tag... ]

[tsunball]

[ awful--

he looks up, his expression halfway between surprised and annoyed. ]

Hey, what's that for?! [ no shame self awareness at all.. ]

[thneed]

[ Once-ler side eyes him then looks down at the carrots. Ew. Why would they even? But there's an opportunity to mess with someone here so he's going for it. He pulls his gloves up enough so his fingers aren't filling it ]

[ waves his hand at him ] My fingers. That's why I'm wearing gloves. It got really messy.

[tsunball]

[ you people are going to be the dead of Leon, I swear. ha, ha, irony. ]

.. T.. the hell, you can't be serious, right..? [ he's growing so pale that it almost looks like he might just faint on the spot.. ]

[thneed]

Wow. Your face... [ this guy actually bought that? yanks the gloves down and wiggles his fingers where Leon can see. look. fingers. ]

What are we cannibals? They're carrots. Calm down.

[tsunball]

[ ... He stares at the fingers for a moment until his mood seems to make a complete turnaround - probably because he's embarassed, his face is even starting to get a little red. ]

W.. what the hell?! What kind of joke was that supposed to be?!

[thneed]

A funny one.

[ Shrrruuug. Eats one of those finger carrots. ]

[tsunball]

You're a psycho, you know that?!

[ And with that he grabs one of the things too, except he's munching on it so angrily and loudly that everyone's probably looking their way by now.. ]

[thneed]

[ EXCUSE YOU ] I am not. It was just a joke, scaredy-cat.

And you're being gross!

[tsunball]

Who are you calling a scaredy-cat?! I'm not scared at all!

[ oh man, catfight up in here. this is how the murder really happened, clearly. ]

Don't fuck around with me!

[tenminutes]

Finger food, duh.

[ She just had to make the pun. ]

[tsunball]

[ alas, the pun seems to go over his head entirely.. ]

I can see they look like fingers, I'm not blind, Yurippe!

[tenminutes]

Uhg, it looks like I wasted that one on an idiot...

[tsunball]

Wasted-- .. w-wait, what are you even talking about?! You didn't give me anything!

[tenminutes]

It was a joke! Completed wasted!

[tsunball]

.. If that was a joke, it was a really shitty joke, Yurippe. [ or maybe you're just a dumbass, leon. ]

[tenminutes]

It was a good joke, you're just too slow to get it. Finger food. Finger food. And it's fingers. Get it yet?

[tsunball]

... No?

[ he probably doesn't understand what finger food means.

god bless the idiots. ]