WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

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[maromayu]

Human flesh.

[ Cue her snacking on said finger-shaped carrots in front of him. ]

[tsunball]

[ That just now totally wasn't a near-girly shriek.

It totally wasn't.

Okay. ]

T.. then why would you be eating of them, don't lie to me! Shit!!

[marumayu]

Pfft... you may be a gorilla, but you sure scream like a baby. [ this is partly why izumo won't tell anyone about leon's embarrassing photos - she doesn't have to ]

[tsunball]

[ exactly, he is perfect at making an ass out of himself without help.. ]

Anyone would scream at something fucking creepy like that! Don't blame me!

[maromayu]

You have a point. [ Izumo saw demons all the time, so she's more used to it. It was weird not seeing any since her arrival.

Anyway, since she's gotten tired of this gimmick, she tells him the secret. ]

They're just carrots.

[tsunball]

[ .. Carrots?

Slowly it seems he's considering it, then he slooowly reaches out, poking the carrots very lightly before pulling his hand back extremely quickly, an expression of disgust on his face.

This repeats a few times. A shame to orangutans everywhere. ]

[marumayu]

[ SNORTS

yeah no i'm sorry this isn't a joke tag... ]

[tsunball]

[ awful--

he looks up, his expression halfway between surprised and annoyed. ]

Hey, what's that for?! [ no shame self awareness at all.. ]

[marumayu]

Oh, this laugh? It's the laugh I make when I watch orangutans making fools out of themselves!

[tsunball]

Where do you see any monkeys, you witch?!

[ veins are practically popping on his forehead by now. ]

[maromayu]

That's shrine maiden to you, punk!

[ HERE WE GO AGAIN ]

[tsunball]

Don't make me laugh! If you're a shrine maiden, then you're supposed to be all pretty and mysterious, right?! [ apparently he's just given up on izumo as a girl entirely by now.. ] Not rude and violent!

[ says who, leon. ]

[marumayu]

P-- Mys-- Now hold on! If you weren't so awful, I wouldn't have returned the favor! [ no she'd still be mean nonetheless... ]

[tsunball]

[ they're both just awful... ]

How the hell am I supposed to be awful?!

[marumayu]

I don't need to tell you that! Shouldn't it be glaringly obvious? Those rude manners, that stupid goatee and that general air of idiocy you've got hanging around you -- those things should say enough about Kuwata-san the Orangutan!

[tsunball]

You... [ he's just starting to fume now - if this were any less realistic steam would be coming out of his ears right about now. ]

is that just what you tell all the guys since you can't score with one even if it'd be to save your life, huh?!

[ STOP PROJECTING, LEON. ]

[marumayu]

[ UM WOW!?!? it's true though, so sorry if she takes this too personally. ]

What did you say?! For your information, you're the first guy I've ever said this to: I absolutely cannot stand you! [ Leon, you better back off or things are gonna get physical.

And not in a kinky way... ]

[tsunball]

[ but the kinky ways... maybe he just wants to do the horizontal tango with izumo is that such a crime

(okay no he doesn't..) ]

Whaaat?! Your taste is as shitty as your [ .. he genuinely seems to need a moment to even think of an insult here, how much can you fail.. ] .. eyebrows!