WHO DUNNIT?

[afterlifer]

WHO: YOU! And you! And you and you and you! ALL Y'ALL.
WHAT: Liveaction Cluedo Event
WHEN: Evening today!
WHERE: Town area, starting in the restaurant.
WARNINGS: MURDER. Except minus the actual dying. Because of the already dead. Oops.
SUMMARY: Dinner turned murder mystery with costumes. More details here.

Everyone's been invited to a giant dinner courtesy of the Shinda Sekai Sensen at the restaurant in town! It looks like maybe a few people have been strong-armed into coming, but.. oh well. They're there to have fun and enjoy a good meal, right?

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay then...

[Sigh.]

[extraordinarily]

Okay! Let's go, then!

[She does plan on dragging Kyon along. She totally does.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hey, where are we going!?

(And why are you bringing me too?!)

[extraordinarily]

To find more clues, obviously.

[She's speaking in a dead serious, yet blunt tone. And indeed, she won't let go of Kyon's hand once she's grabbed it.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And why are you bringing me too?

[extraordinarily]

Because I can. Do I seriously need a reason? And besides, I'll need your help on something later.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'd appreciate an explanation before being dragged along, thanks...

[extraordinarily]

You're not getting one. Not yet, anyway.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And why not?

[extraordinarily]

Because I'm not ready, that's why.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

This isn't your idea of a date or something, is it?

[extraordinarily]

It's not! Why would you even say that?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, you've been known to follow me around and now you're dragging me around to spend time with you...

[extraordinarily]

I'm not - augh, do I have to repeat myself? I'm not into that stuff. Besides, love is just a mental illness.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How can you be repeating yourself if you haven't actually said anything like that yet?

[extraordinarily]

Because I have. You just haven't remembered it yet!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right. ... So what, you knew me back when I was still alive then?

[extraordinarily]

That's right.

[ She's not going to lie, she has to reason to, after all. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, how exactly did I die then?

[extraordinarily]

I don't know.

[ She's being dead serious, and her voice is solemn. She feels bad, talking about this. ]

I either died before you did or after you did. Possibly even on the same day.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay then, what can you tell me about my life then?

[extraordinarily]

Nothing. Or more like: why should I give you information about your life for free?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why should I even believe you knew me?

[extraordinarily]

Because I'm telling the truth.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what proof do you have of that?