Sleepovers!

[afterlifer]

Who: Everyone is invited!
What: Sleepovers!
When: Saturday night.
Where: Boys are in the , girls are in the SSS Headquarters.
Warnings: All kinds of shenanigans including a hot or not discussion. Let a mod know if there's anything you need to update in here as soon as it crops up! And possible violence but we have a bunch of violent buttheads here when is that ever not a possibility??

SLEEPOVER IN THE SSS HEADQUARTERS! Girls only, September 14th. BYO Mattress and we'll lay them across the whole floor and it'll be like a bounce house but with mattresses! Food and drinks provided. Entertainment will include making fun of the boys, rating them on various factors, laughing at really embarrassing stories, horror stories, and basically anything else you can think of. Also kicking any perverts who come near the sleepover in places they won't appreciate. PJs only.

BOYS ONLY! SLEEPOVER IN THE GYM The girls think they can have a sleepover and leave us out of the fun, but they're wrong! Join the Boys Only sleepover on the same night as the girls' for a great hang-out time! Food and drinks will be there. There'll be games too! And we're TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SPY ON THE GIRLS NO SIRREE.

QUICK LINKS
Obviously anyone can get into any event-- it's not like there's security besides the people at the sleepover. But be careful! If you get caught, who knows what horrors await those who are found sneaking in to a sleepover they weren't invited to!

Girls Side Food & Drinks Hot/Not of the Boys Tales of Horror Embarrassing Stories Pillow Fight Other (Conversations)

Boys Side Food & Drinks Hot/Not of the Girls A Secret Mission Twister Pillow Fight Other (Conversations)

Comments

[bodt]

He's not too bad, though "cute" might not be the best word for him, huh?

[ MARCO LOVES EVERYONE, FEEL NO SHAME. ]

As for the other guys, I think Jean is pretty charming, but I guess that goes without saying. Eren has nice eyes and he's almost inspiringly driven, isn't he? Even Connie could be kind of cute if you're into that sort of guy... I think Thomas had a crush on Mina, so I dunno if it's fair...

[sweetjeans]

O-of course I'm charming, damn it. [No one mentions Armin par-usual. Way to be a dick, Marco. It wasn't even Jean this time.] And fuck Yaeger, he doesn't have anything redeeming in his whole body.

[bodt]

[ CAN'T PICTURE ARMIN LIKE THAT, MAN. HE'S TOO... bitty. Also omg I knew I forgot someone!!! ]

Oh, I don't know about that. He's passionate and motivates everyone around him, even if his drive can be a little misguided at times. He's humanity's hope-- it's quite the burden.

Did I miss anyone? Franz and Hannah were dating and... Oh! Armin! Armin is incredibly intelligent, what's not to like about that?

[sweetjeans]

[He's peko.]

Eren's a shit, stupid.. round face and gross greasy hair.. and those big round blue-green eyes..[One of those things isn't an insult, Jean]

Marco, you're way more attractive than that. You're not some short, annoying, little piece of trash and boasts and shit all the time. You're so nice, like, to every buddy despite that stupid haircut, why don't you grow it out? Who would want some skinny little shit like Eren when a guy like you is around who clearly can hold some fucking muscle but not look like an overgrown animal like Reiner?

[bodt]

[ Oh wow, an honest compliment from Jean--?? A-about his looks?! Jean likes his muscles?? ]

I-I like my bangs the way they are...

[ They help cover his adorably large forehead. ]

[sweetjeans]

...but they look stupid... Are they to hide that big forehead of yours?

[bodt]

N-no...! Of course not!

[ He's self-conscious about it, Jean!!!! ]

[sweetjeans]

Because if it is that's a stupid reason, your forehead is fine. Don't let me catch you bitching about it, ya hear?

[bodt]

It's... really wide, though.

[sweetjeans]

Yeah, it kinda reflects light when you get all sweaty ahaha. [Jean.. you're being mean..] No one even pays attention to your forehead anyway, from your eyebrows down is what attractive about your face so you're fine.

[bodt]

That's just like you, Jean... [ INSULTS backed by honesty, huh. ] Thanks.

[ Now would be a good time for a smooch. If they were dating or something. Yeah. ]

[toobig]

[SWEATS MARCO DON'T DO THIS TO HIM.]

Reiner.... Reiner is totally cute...

Even... even if someone has a crush on someone, it doesn't mean... you can't find them, uh, attractive.

[His lift is so hard. Reiner, why?]

[bodt]

I'm glad you think so. He's certainly quite handsome!

[ Marco's more into the thin, spindly types himself, let's be real. ]

Hmm, that's true! In that case, I think Thomas has really great hair. Blonde is a good color, isn't it? Don't forget, you're pretty attractive too! Lots of people like tall guys.

[toobig]

Yeah... I-I uh, I like... blond.....

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I-I'm not though.... you uh, you don't have to lie....

[bodt]

I'm not lying at all! You have a cute nose and a strong, lithe frame. Plenty of guys like that!

[ Marco likes that. But in Jean. ]

[toobig]

M-my nose...?

[He reaches up to touch it, blushing a little.]



But, uh, you like Jean though right...? I'm not...

[bodt]

I think Jean is great! He's honest and admirable, if a bit blunt and scatterbrained.

[ Is that an answer or not... ]

[toobig]

Yeah... I guess he's a nice, honest kind of guy.

[Shrugs.]

I meant...

[bodt]

I suppose... Um. Well, he is pretty handsome, don't you think?

[ Marco sure does... ]

[toobig]

He's... a little too scrawny for me, but.......

His... uh, his personality is... he really takes the lead, I-- I like that...

[bodt]

Right? I knew he'd make a great leader. P-plus I kind of like that I'm a little bigger than him in a lot of respects... It's cute.

[ Marco's taller, heavier and... wow, he likes 'em on the scrawny side, huh. ]

[toobig]

You... y-you too?

[Well it's not like Bertholdt has a choice in the matter, but....]

[bodt]

Yeah! [ Aw, it's kinda nice to find a kindred spirit... in liking smaller dudes. ] I guess I can see how Jean would seem too scrawny for a guy as big as you, hehe.

[toobig]

W-well... I'm uh, kind of scrawny too. I'm----


I'm too tall, I'll never... [Be buff like Reiner.]

[bodt]

That's okay, Bertholdt! I'm sure there's guys out there who like guys like you. And even then, you're a really gentle person-- it's not all about looks. The guy you want to fall in love with shouldn't care what you look like as long as he likes your personality.