Sleepovers!

[afterlifer]

Who: Everyone is invited!
What: Sleepovers!
When: Saturday night.
Where: Boys are in the , girls are in the SSS Headquarters.
Warnings: All kinds of shenanigans including a hot or not discussion. Let a mod know if there's anything you need to update in here as soon as it crops up! And possible violence but we have a bunch of violent buttheads here when is that ever not a possibility??

SLEEPOVER IN THE SSS HEADQUARTERS! Girls only, September 14th. BYO Mattress and we'll lay them across the whole floor and it'll be like a bounce house but with mattresses! Food and drinks provided. Entertainment will include making fun of the boys, rating them on various factors, laughing at really embarrassing stories, horror stories, and basically anything else you can think of. Also kicking any perverts who come near the sleepover in places they won't appreciate. PJs only.

BOYS ONLY! SLEEPOVER IN THE GYM The girls think they can have a sleepover and leave us out of the fun, but they're wrong! Join the Boys Only sleepover on the same night as the girls' for a great hang-out time! Food and drinks will be there. There'll be games too! And we're TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SPY ON THE GIRLS NO SIRREE.

QUICK LINKS
Obviously anyone can get into any event-- it's not like there's security besides the people at the sleepover. But be careful! If you get caught, who knows what horrors await those who are found sneaking in to a sleepover they weren't invited to!

Girls Side Food & Drinks Hot/Not of the Boys Tales of Horror Embarrassing Stories Pillow Fight Other (Conversations)

Boys Side Food & Drinks Hot/Not of the Girls A Secret Mission Twister Pillow Fight Other (Conversations)

Comments

[sweetjeans]

... She's a jackass sure but... [shrugs] I've always liked my woman a little on the stronger side. Her authority and power are- ah- you know, kinda hot. Not my favorite and sure she's a bitch to me....... [tiny little blush to go along with his words] but I bet she's really nice on the inside.

[Crossing his arms, a man of wisdom when it comes to woman apparently just look at this ass] Those are the kinda girls you want to marry, ones that keep you on your feet.

N-Not that I want to marry Yuri, I'm just sayin.

[violined]

She'd probably kick your ass if you said you wanted to.

[ Which he'd have watched in amusement. ]

[sweetjeans]

Oh yeah, totally, hell, she'd be pissed someone even mentioned her name. She's a little bossy for my wife but she's going to make a good one mark my words.

[violined]

That thought is just plain disturbing.

[ Wife Yurippe. What the hell. What. The. Hell. ]

And mildly entertaining.

[sweetjeans]

I'm tellin' you, a good wife is one that keeps ya busy. [Is that your mother talking, Jean?]

[violined]

Such a woman's just gonna kill you one day.

[ The only woman he might have ever had a thing for tried to bite him to death, oops. ]

Why the hell are you even so focused on marriage?

[sweetjeans]

W-why wouldn't I be? No one wants to die alone..

[Coming form a world with an over population crisis, food shortages, and an old style of thinking most boys his age are more interested in finding a girl to marry more so than doing.]

[violined]

Well, newsflash, you are dead already. Too bad.

Marrying in this place is kind of pointless, isn't it?

[sweetjeans]

With that logic what makes it any less pointless when you're alive?

[violined]

Actually living together instead of just floating in a useless sphere where you make no difference sounds a little better, doesn't it?

Not that I care either way, alive or dead.

[frequent_flyer]

She... means really well. [He gets kind of a far-off look in his eyes. He sounds awfully familiar when talking about her...] She really wants to protect everyone, she just has trouble showing it, I think.

[He's taking a bite of a cookie as Jean suddenly brings up the fact that Yuri is marriage material, gagging and coughing up cookie bits. That... isn't what he expected, he'll need a minute to stop choking to death.]

[sweetjeans]

Deep down I think so to- [A smile cracks] You alright? Sounds like you know Yuri way better then a lot of us do. Got anything sepcial you'd like to add to this conversation?

[Dirt on Yuri? Gossip, embarrassing moments, anything to make his interactions with her a little more favorable would be perfect.]

[frequent_flyer]

[When Jean called him out on being a little too familiar with Yuri, the deer-in-headlights look on Hinata's face was obvious.]

Wh-what!? [Sure he did! He had plenty of unpleasant stories to share! He just... knew what would happen to him if he shared them. She had eyes and ears everywhere.]

[He ended up clearing his throat, talking about the first thing he thought he might not get murdered for.] Well... before the SSS was formed, she and I were trying to come up with ways we could get God's attention when it was just the two of us. [He was going back a long way for this story...] And ah... she wanted to try killing all the NPCs. She wanted me to murder all the third year students...

[violined]

[ Random quiet background whistle of appreciation at the 'kill all the NPCs' thing, nevermind, carry on. ]

[sweetjeans]

...........whow.

[That's pretty deep, and just a tiny bit crazy. Yuri.. really?! Yuri?! To think he almost had to do a punishment game from this same chick.]

Dude, are you serious? Killing NPCs? Is she nuts, o-or..??

[frequent_flyer]

We didn't actually do it-! [He felt the need to clear that up before anything else.]

I said I didn't want to murder anybody, and she dropped that idea pretty quickly after that... [What he wouldn't tell them, is that he mercilessly strangled someone to death later on with a grin on his face, specifically to save Yuri. He thought it would be in his best interest not to talk about it.]

That was a long time ago, anyway. We actually go out of our way not to hurt them, haha...

[sweetjeans]

[Can't help the guy from seeing Yuri in a bit different light now though--]

A-ah.. so I guess I really don't wanna have to do one of her punishment games.. do I? [Just, whow damn. Jean was just starting to kinda enjoy how peaceful everything way..]

[frequent_flyer]

Oh, the punishment games?

[He sounds casual enough talking about them, maybe they aren't as bad as they sound...]

The worst one was when she made all of us starve to death for a week... but they aren't usually that bad..!

[Hinata. You're not helping.]

[sweetjeans]

HOLY-- How did she keep you from eating?! [This cowards true colors are showing, not that it takes much.]

[frequent_flyer]

[Jean, you must not know Hinata very well if you're asking him that.]

...She told us not to. Why would she have to do anything else?

[And similarly, the loyal dog's true colors are showing, although the extent of his loyalty seems a little worrying...]

[sweetjeans]

What the hell? I would have just eaten than. [Shrugs.] She can't tell me what to do. [Even though she can? And will? And you'd be just as submissive and obedient as Hinata? Okay, Jean.]

[frequent_flyer]

Well, the mission was a failure, and she told us beforehand what would happen if it failed...

[Hinata that's... not a good reason to let her do whatever she wants.]

...Are you in the SSS?

[sweetjeans]

Huh? Nope, but I've heard people talkin' about it. Isn't that Yuri's secret club? [That he's hasn't been invited to, huff.]

[frequent_flyer]

Secret club? [He preferred to think of it as special ops thank you very much, clubs are for... kids! Of course, he conveniently neglected the fact that neither of them were over 18, and technically minors.]

It's not really a secret... [Seeing as everyone already knew about it.] ...and it's more of a battlefront than a club.

[He takes the SSS really seriously, okay.]

But if you're not a member... would you join our fight? [Where does he get the authority to go around recruiting people, anyway? Didn't he just get done talking about Yuri's abusive nature?]

[sweetjeans]

Battlefront? What is there to battle around here? [It's totally a club, you can't fool Jean. He was once in a club too, it was call 'A Military Full of Young Teenage Soldiers']