Sleepovers!

[afterlifer]

Who: Everyone is invited!
What: Sleepovers!
When: Saturday night.
Where: Boys are in the , girls are in the SSS Headquarters.
Warnings: All kinds of shenanigans including a hot or not discussion. Let a mod know if there's anything you need to update in here as soon as it crops up! And possible violence but we have a bunch of violent buttheads here when is that ever not a possibility??

SLEEPOVER IN THE SSS HEADQUARTERS! Girls only, September 14th. BYO Mattress and we'll lay them across the whole floor and it'll be like a bounce house but with mattresses! Food and drinks provided. Entertainment will include making fun of the boys, rating them on various factors, laughing at really embarrassing stories, horror stories, and basically anything else you can think of. Also kicking any perverts who come near the sleepover in places they won't appreciate. PJs only.

BOYS ONLY! SLEEPOVER IN THE GYM The girls think they can have a sleepover and leave us out of the fun, but they're wrong! Join the Boys Only sleepover on the same night as the girls' for a great hang-out time! Food and drinks will be there. There'll be games too! And we're TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SPY ON THE GIRLS NO SIRREE.

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Obviously anyone can get into any event-- it's not like there's security besides the people at the sleepover. But be careful! If you get caught, who knows what horrors await those who are found sneaking in to a sleepover they weren't invited to!

Girls Side Food & Drinks Hot/Not of the Boys Tales of Horror Embarrassing Stories Pillow Fight Other (Conversations)

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Comments

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[toobig]

You... uh... Jean, you forgot Annie.





She'll be mad................






But she'll be angry if you... uh, say anything....................







Oh and Ymir, but..........


Can we stop talking about girls.......?

[sweetjeans]

Annie scares the shit out of me.

[toobig]

M-me too...

[bodt]

It's okay if you think Reiner is attractive too, Bertholdt! [ You think he didn't notice. ]

I think this whole thing is a little unfairly skewed, to be honest.

1/2

[toobig]

Wh....

2/2

[toobig]

I... I-I... Marco, you...




Can't just, uh, say those things............

[bodt]

He's not too bad, though "cute" might not be the best word for him, huh?

[ MARCO LOVES EVERYONE, FEEL NO SHAME. ]

As for the other guys, I think Jean is pretty charming, but I guess that goes without saying. Eren has nice eyes and he's almost inspiringly driven, isn't he? Even Connie could be kind of cute if you're into that sort of guy... I think Thomas had a crush on Mina, so I dunno if it's fair...

[sweetjeans]

O-of course I'm charming, damn it. [No one mentions Armin par-usual. Way to be a dick, Marco. It wasn't even Jean this time.] And fuck Yaeger, he doesn't have anything redeeming in his whole body.

[bodt]

[ CAN'T PICTURE ARMIN LIKE THAT, MAN. HE'S TOO... bitty. Also omg I knew I forgot someone!!! ]

Oh, I don't know about that. He's passionate and motivates everyone around him, even if his drive can be a little misguided at times. He's humanity's hope-- it's quite the burden.

Did I miss anyone? Franz and Hannah were dating and... Oh! Armin! Armin is incredibly intelligent, what's not to like about that?

[sweetjeans]

[He's peko.]

Eren's a shit, stupid.. round face and gross greasy hair.. and those big round blue-green eyes..[One of those things isn't an insult, Jean]

Marco, you're way more attractive than that. You're not some short, annoying, little piece of trash and boasts and shit all the time. You're so nice, like, to every buddy despite that stupid haircut, why don't you grow it out? Who would want some skinny little shit like Eren when a guy like you is around who clearly can hold some fucking muscle but not look like an overgrown animal like Reiner?

[bodt]

[ Oh wow, an honest compliment from Jean--?? A-about his looks?! Jean likes his muscles?? ]

I-I like my bangs the way they are...

[ They help cover his adorably large forehead. ]

[sweetjeans]

...but they look stupid... Are they to hide that big forehead of yours?

[toobig]

[SWEATS MARCO DON'T DO THIS TO HIM.]

Reiner.... Reiner is totally cute...

Even... even if someone has a crush on someone, it doesn't mean... you can't find them, uh, attractive.

[His lift is so hard. Reiner, why?]

[bodt]

I'm glad you think so. He's certainly quite handsome!

[ Marco's more into the thin, spindly types himself, let's be real. ]

Hmm, that's true! In that case, I think Thomas has really great hair. Blonde is a good color, isn't it? Don't forget, you're pretty attractive too! Lots of people like tall guys.

[toobig]

Yeah... I-I uh, I like... blond.....

[Bertholdts_Big_Busty_Blondes.png]





I-I'm not though.... you uh, you don't have to lie....

[bodt]

I'm not lying at all! You have a cute nose and a strong, lithe frame. Plenty of guys like that!

[ Marco likes that. But in Jean. ]

[toobig]

M-my nose...?

[He reaches up to touch it, blushing a little.]



But, uh, you like Jean though right...? I'm not...

[sweetjeans]

Marco, what's unfair about it? Trust me, no one here wants to talk about Reiner's big man tits all night.

[Side eyes Bertholdt] Like I normally do... [Sometimes being so close to that big sweat lug has been to Jean's disadvantage, listening to him go on for hours on end about Reiner and just nodding and listening. Guess it's good for the guy to open up for fucking once but just-- damn.]

[bodt]

Well, maybe not everyone likes girls, Jean! It's only fair to include both. If Bertholdt thinks Reiner's muscles are attractive, that's totally his right, you know?

[ Free love, man!!! ]

[sweetjeans]

I know more than enough about Reiner's muscles!

Bertl talks about them in his sleep it's embarrassing, I-I don't nee.dd.. to know... that kinda stuff! Okay!!

[toobig]

In my sleep........?

Like, uh... how you talk about Marco...? And, uh, Mikasa....




Eren too, sometimes.

[bodt]

Aw, that's kinda sweet. Now I wish I wasn't such a sound sleeper.

[sweetjeans]

EREN?!


[The other two? Understandably. But Yaeger?! Yeah, okay he remembers those dreams but that doesn't mean he was talking about them in his sleep..RIGHT?!]

I-I don't dream about Yaeger, maybe kicking his ass!! F-f-fuc..k off!

[bodt]

It's okay to admit you have a crush, I've seen how you two get along.

[ HE'S TEASING....... nah actually Eren and Jean would be kinda cute, Marco ships it. ]

[sweetjeans]

I don't have a crush on Eren!! I don't, I just don't, I do not, no, I-I don't like him and I never will! Just him showing up here after being free of his stupid ass for weeks was the wrost thing that could have possible happened!